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ahahahhahahaha.
I can just see the Apple executives going:
"You say our products have garbage screens? Well to shut you dumb trend whores up, here's a protective sleeve. The screen is still garbage, but now you get the added benefit of having to not only take the iPod out of your pocket when you want to switch a song, but ALSO having to pull it out and back into the protective sleeve! SEE? Isn't this way so much easier??? I bet you're fucking ecstatic now that you bought an iPod.
Oh fuck wait. I'm about to blow your mind. Ready? Here goes:
The sleeve comes with YET ANOTHER FEATURE!!! YEAHHH!!!! Now while you're fumbling around for a full minute with your Nano and your sleeve, trying to press a button, EVERYONE around you will get the full minute to appreciate that you own an iPod! Man, girls will flock to you the next time you want to change the volume."
The next model of iPods should come out with a silicone replica of Steve Jobs' dick included, so customers would have something to suck on while using teh iPods - for a more accurate representation of the iPod user.
Note that I don't have a problem with the 4th Gen iPods (in fact I was thinking of buying a used one myself) - I really think they should have stuck those around for a little while longer, made them less expensive, brought in more different Gigabyte versions. What I do have a problem with is how well Apple is able to sell an absolutely inferior product to the masses.
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I'm the trouble starter, fuckin' instigator.
I'm the fear-addicted, danger illustrated.
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