only maury can solve your problems.

that is y the p00p3r is always the answer.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

Tell her you want some sex.

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Tell her you want some sex.

Think i'll pass on that 1 but if u pm me your number i can pass it on to her for you.

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dude i can't even IMAGINE.

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http://www.bash.org BASH DOT ORG WHORE All those who believe in Telekenesis raise my hand.

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Originally posted by DjLiMZ. Think i'll pass on that 1 but if u pm me your number i can pass it on to her for you.

Get her to do a pregnancy test while you are in her company?

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Get her to do a pregnancy test while you are in her company?

Well i believe she's pregnant if she says she is but she lives quite a distance away too and i wasn't planning on seeing her again even before i got the new's

With it being sooo early still rekon its a very good chance its her ex bf's but only time can tell i guess.

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my x gf was late over a month but she wasnt pregnant. so phew....


my advice.... change your name and leave the state

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

i'm guessing the doctor confirmed shes pregnant, but your post was a littlee hard to read. I'll chalk that up to anxirety.

Clearly, you ask her for a paternity test. If the baby is yours you take responsiblity. Get a job and pay child support if you don't decide to be in a relationship and decide together against an abortion. This is half your fault; you should always wear a condom when having sex. If she told you she was on birth control, that is NOT an excuse. At some point you've got to take responsibility for your own actions.

If the baby isn't yours, learn your damned lesson. ALWAYS use a condom, even though I'll be the first to admit sex with it sucks. As others have said and will continue to say, she can't get pregnant if you stick it in her ass. And hey man, sometimes, settling for a blow job is all you need to do. It's much better than having to raise a child.

wait for the baby to be born and if it doesn't look like u, leave her and send her a letter on craigslist and forward it to TA

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

Kick her in the tummy

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