the period chick is back in school


but today she was wearing her cheerleader uniform...regularly girls have to wear it just like that, but she was wearing sweat pants under it.




oh did i update you guys that...2 days ago, i was in class, wondering where the chair she did that stuff on was...i was thinking damn did the teacher clean that up yet, hopefully...


so i get up to leave class, i look down AND IM SITTING ON HER DRIED UP BLOOD




i screamed WHAT THE F**KING F**K.

You should have licked it up like a normal person would.

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

that must be so embaressing.

i couldnt come back.

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Originally posted by jupiterone the period chick is back in school but today she was wearing her cheerleader uniform...regularly girls have to wear it just like that, but she was wearing sweat pants under it. oh did i update you guys that...2 days ago, i was in class, wondering where the chair she did that stuff on was...i was thinking damn did the teacher clean that up yet, hopefully... so i get up to leave class, i look down AND IM SITTING ON HER DRIED UP BLOOD i screamed WHAT THE F**KING F**K.

should have shouted ...

'oh look! what is that on the ground! did someone die here or something ! looks like blood to me! what do you think it is!'

'call the janitor! he needs to put the magic salt on this blood! wow ! i am probably standing next to a murder scene!'

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don't get me wrong... chicks bleeding on themselves and sitting on dried up blood is nasty. But i'm sure if she had a choice, she wouldn't have had the experience to begin with. Any dignity she once had i'm sure is gone (which is kinda funny because she is a cheerleader) but heaven forbid you ever get a massive boner in class and everyone sees it or you shit yourself. (like the staples lady).

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel don't get me wrong... chicks bleeding on themselves and sitting on dried up blood is nasty. But i'm sure if she had a choice, she wouldn't have had the experience to begin with. Any dignity she once had i'm sure is gone (which is kinda funny because she is a cheerleader) but heaven forbid you ever get a massive boner in class and everyone sees it or you shit yourself. (like the staples lady).

happened before. this one kid asked if he could go to the bathroom, he gets up, and im day dreaming, and i notice people giggling and talking quietly amongst each other. so i get curious and ask, "what's everybody talking about?"

"jason had a boner when he got up, *giggles*, dont say anything about it."

that was funny.

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I almost ALMOST popped a boner in High School Phys. Ed. More than once, I was on the brink. There weren't even any hot girls around or anything. It was just kinda the friction of my boxers against my wingding. And without pockets and nothing but those flimsy PE shorts on...it would not have been fun. Though I usually was walking around holding a boner in check through my pocket during Freshman year.

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

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Originally posted by jupiterone the period chick is back in school but today she was wearing her cheerleader uniform...regularly girls have to wear it just like that, but she was wearing sweat pants under it. oh did i update you guys that...2 days ago, i was in class, wondering where the chair she did that stuff on was...i was thinking damn did the teacher clean that up yet, hopefully... so i get up to leave class, i look down AND IM SITTING ON HER DRIED UP BLOOD i screamed WHAT THE F**KING F**K.

hit it while her self-esteem is shot.

People might have cointined to buy this story if you hadn't added that obviously fake, 'I sat in it' at the end.

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Originally posted by LeopoldStotch should have shouted ... 'oh look! what is that on the ground! did someone die here or something ! looks like blood to me! what do you think it is!' 'call the janitor! he needs to put the magic salt on this blood! wow ! i am probably standing next to a murder scene!'

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ur so mean hahahahahaha

edit : -still laughing @ magic salt-

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur so mean hahahahahaha edit : -still laughing @ magic salt-

seriously .. who here remembers the old magic saw dust the janitor always had available when someone hurled in the classroom ?

that is some strange stuff ... i don't even know what that stuff is ?? ... hahhahahah...

but yeah .. i feel sorry for this chic .. she will always be remembered as 'the period' chic ... here are some examples to help her ease her pains ....

- send her an email with a simple message : .
- drop off a box of tampons at her house
- pass her a note during class, and the paper says : .
- give her some innuendos referring to the word 'period' such as : 'what PERIOD do you have math?' 'do you end your sentences with a PERIOD?' 'that guy in front of you is a PURE IDIOT ...'

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Originally posted by LeopoldStotch seriously .. who here remembers the old magic saw dust the janitor always had available when someone hurled in the classroom ? that is some strange stuff ... i don't even know what that stuff is ?? ... hahhahahah... but yeah .. i feel sorry for this chic .. she will always be remembered as 'the period' chic ... here are some examples to help her ease her pains .... - send her an email with a simple message : . - drop off a box of tampons at her house - pass her a note during class, and the paper says : . - give her some innuendos referring to the word 'period' such as : 'what PERIOD do you have math?' 'do you end your sentences with a PERIOD?' 'that guy in front of you is a PURE IDIOT ...'

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


fuking HA-larious!

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