its 1 am here, and if you don't i'm going to sleep, even though i don't want to and don't have to

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Last edited by stren on Jan-26-2006 at 00:51

why don't you fap to pass the time?

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Originally posted by stren its 1 am here, and if you don't i'm going to sleep, even though i don't want to and don't have to

maybe it gets more interesting when you're gone

stop pm'ing ppl to vote for u lol

u psycho

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Originally posted by infinity HiGH why don't you fap to pass the time?

I did but it took like 4 secs

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I haven't received pms for anyone's vote! Muahaha! I haven't voted yet either

A story from when I was a kid of about 12-13:

A friend and I were out causing some trouble one night, door ditching, toilet papering and what not. So we are walking thru the backyards of a few of our neighbors and we are almost out of toilet paper. So we decide to dip a clump of what we have into the neighbors pool and then throw it at another neighbors sliding glass door. We do and it sticks and it's funny. So we do it again. And again. And again. Lol. So finally we are done doing that and we are walking down the sidestreet now. From this angle we can see the side garage door of the house that we just wet-TP bombed. So we decide to throw our remaining pieces of wet-TP at the small windown on the side garage door. Our throws fall short. As we approach the door to gather our TP, it flies open and there is our nieghbor in a furious rage. He was srsly pissed. He yells "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" and gives chase. I yelled "Holy shit!" and took off running. I ran straight across the street and my friend ran in the other direction. Later, my friend would tell me that he was about an arms length behind me, reaching for me. Just as I cross the street and am running up the adjacent yard (which happens to be my house, yes I lived right across the street from this guy), I glance back at my pursuer to see him doing a full-on head first face plant in the middle of the road. I swear that when he fell his feet almost touched the back of his head. Ouch. So I keep running and I go hide behind my next-door neighbors rabbit cages for about 15 minutes. Finally I muster up the nerve to come out of my hiding spot and I creep slowly across my backyard, only to see devil-neighbor standing at the corner of my house, looking for me. I could swear his eyes were burning red and steam was coming off his head. So I ended up cutting thru all the backyards again, making my way to my friends house again. From there I called my Mom and asked her to turn on the back porch light and to keep an eye for me, because I was going to be coming fast and likely would have a scary guy chasing me. She wtf'd me. I ended up making it home ok that night but, I was scared to leave the house for like 2 weeks after that, since the guy lived right across the street from me. Luckily, I had just gotten Super Mario 2 and it gave me plenty of time to play that.



p.s. - maybe I'll draw an MS-Paint of my story later.

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Originally posted by Ygrene p.s. - maybe I'll draw an MS-Paint of my story later.

Sweet, then maybe I'll understand all those words that you typed that I gave up on reading due to short attention span!

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Originally posted by DJ RJT Sweet, then maybe I'll understand all those words that you typed that I gave up on reading due to short attention span!

haha plus 1


something about toilet paper and mario 2

A story from when I was a kid of about 12-13: ok I am imagining you 1 year younger than what your were in your picture

A friend and I were out causing some trouble one night, door ditching, fish smacking and what not. So we are walking thru the backyards of a few of our neighbors and we are almost out of Fish smacker. So we decide to dip a clump of fish what we have into the neighbors pool and then throw it at another neighbors sliding glass door. We do and fish sticks and it's funny. So we do it again. And again. And again. Lol. So finally we are done doing that and we are swimming down the sidestreet now. From this angle we can see the side aquarium door of the house that we just wet-fish bombed. So we decide to throw our remaining pieces of wet-fish at the small windown on the side aquarium door. Our throws fall short. As we approach the door to gather our fish, it flies open and there is our fish in a furious rage. He was srsly pissed. He yells "GET THE FISH OUT OF HERE!" and gives chase. I yelled "Holy shit fish!" and took off running. I swam straight across the street and my friend swam in the other direction. Later, my friend would tell me that he was about an fish length behind me, reaching for my fish. Just as I cross the street and am swimming up the adjacent yard (which happens to be my house, yes I lived right across the street from this fish), I glance back at my fish to see him doing a full-on head first face plant in the middle of the road. I swear that when he fell his flipper almost touched the back of his fish head. Ouch. So I keep swimming and I go hide behind my next-door neighbors dolphin cages for about 15 minutes. Finally I muster up the nerve to come out of my dolphin spot and I doggy paddle slowly across my backyard, only to see a fish standing at the corner of my house, looking for me. I could swear his eyes were burning red and steam was coming off his head. So I ended up cutting thru all the backyards again, making my way to my friends house again. From there I called my fish and asked it to turn on the back porch late and to keep an eye for me, because I was going to be coming fast and likely would have a scary fish chasing me. Fish wtf'd me. I ended up making it home ok that night but, I was scared to leave the house for like 2 weeks after that, since the fish lived right across the street from me. Luckily, I had just gotten the dolphin and it gave me plenty of time to play that.



p.s. - maybe I'll draw an MS-Paint of my story later.

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Originally posted by Ygrene A story from when I was a kid of about 12-13: A friend and I were out causing some trouble one night, door ditching, toilet papering and what not. So we are walking thru the backyards of a few of our neighbors and we are almost out of toilet paper. So we decide to dip a clump of what we have into the neighbors pool and then throw it at another neighbors sliding glass door. We do and it sticks and it's funny. So we do it again. And again. And again. Lol. So finally we are done doing that and we are walking down the sidestreet now. From this angle we can see the side garage door of the house that we just wet-TP bombed. So we decide to throw our remaining pieces of wet-TP at the small windown on the side garage door. Our throws fall short. As we approach the door to gather our TP, it flies open and there is our nieghbor in a furious rage. He was srsly pissed. He yells "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" and gives chase. I yelled "Holy shit!" and took off running. I ran straight across the street and my friend ran in the other direction. Later, my friend would tell me that he was about an arms length behind me, reaching for me. Just as I cross the street and am running up the adjacent yard (which happens to be my house, yes I lived right across the street from this guy), I glance back at my pursuer to see him doing a full-on head first face plant in the middle of the road. I swear that when he fell his feet almost touched the back of his head. Ouch. So I keep running and I go hide behind my next-door neighbors rabbit cages for about 15 minutes. Finally I muster up the nerve to come out of my hiding spot and I creep slowly across my backyard, only to see devil-neighbor standing at the corner of my house, looking for me. I could swear his eyes were burning red and steam was coming off his head. So I ended up cutting thru all the backyards again, making my way to my friends house again. From there I called my Mom and asked her to turn on the back porch light and to keep an eye for me, because I was going to be coming fast and likely would have a scary guy chasing me. She wtf'd me. I ended up making it home ok that night but, I was scared to leave the house for like 2 weeks after that, since the guy lived right across the street from me. Luckily, I had just gotten Super Mario 2 and it gave me plenty of time to play that. p.s. - maybe I'll draw an MS-Paint of my story later.

hahaha i love childhood stories. So didn't the guy know where you live ?


My story. Behind my block of flats there was this huge field covered in hills and construction debree. A friend of mine and I liked to burn the grass (no not mary jane) on those hills. One of my fires got out of hand preety quickly, then we got the hell outa there ASAP and we rushed to my house. My mom was like wtf? why did you run home so fast, so we said we wanted to see the Cosby show. After watching the show we look out the window, and sure enough the fire was still burning and now we hear fire engines and are like
We came there the next day to find a nice patch of the grass has been burnt (some of it still had smoke rising form it)
We never did that again (i think)

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ A story from when I was a kid of about 12-13: ok I am imagining you 1 year younger than what your were in your picture A friend and I were out causing some trouble one night, door ditching, fish smacking and what not. So we are walking thru the backyards of a few of our neighbors and we are almost out of Fish smacker. So we decide to dip a clump of fish what we have into the neighbors pool and then throw it at another neighbors sliding glass door. We do and fish sticks and it's funny. So we do it again. And again. And again. Lol. So finally we are done doing that and we are swimming down the sidestreet now. From this angle we can see the side aquarium door of the house that we just wet-fish bombed. So we decide to throw our remaining pieces of wet-fish at the small windown on the side aquarium door. Our throws fall short. As we approach the door to gather our fish, it flies open and there is our fish in a furious rage. He was srsly pissed. He yells "GET THE FISH OUT OF HERE!" and gives chase. I yelled "Holy shit fish!" and took off running. I swam straight across the street and my friend swam in the other direction. Later, my friend would tell me that he was about an fish length behind me, reaching for my fish. Just as I cross the street and am swimming up the adjacent yard (which happens to be my house, yes I lived right across the street from this fish), I glance back at my fish to see him doing a full-on head first face plant in the middle of the road. I swear that when he fell his flipper almost touched the back of his fish head. Ouch. So I keep swimming and I go hide behind my next-door neighbors dolphin cages for about 15 minutes. Finally I muster up the nerve to come out of my dolphin spot and I doggy paddle slowly across my backyard, only to see a fish standing at the corner of my house, looking for me. I could swear his eyes were burning red and steam was coming off his head. So I ended up cutting thru all the backyards again, making my way to my friends house again. From there I called my fish and asked it to turn on the back porch late and to keep an eye for me, because I was going to be coming fast and likely would have a scary fish chasing me. Fish wtf'd me. I ended up making it home ok that night but, I was scared to leave the house for like 2 weeks after that, since the fish lived right across the street from me. Luckily, I had just gotten the dolphin and it gave me plenty of time to play that. p.s. - maybe I'll draw an MS-Paint of my story later.