i couldn't find a peice of paper or anything to roll my joint on, so i just grabbed a shitty maddonna record thinking "hey...look how cool i can be..i'll roll this on my record, and even though nobody can see me...i'll be the coolest person ever.'

so i start breaking my weed apart on the flip side *the record is so lame, that the flip side has nothing on it, so the weed wont get trapped in the little grooves or anything* and i start to notice the weed is jumping around a bit, and the static is so apparent in this record that the weed starts jumping off the record onto the floor.


maddona is so shitty she makes weed want to kill itself . lesson learned.

hahahaha!

madonna SUCKS!

Weed is goooooood.

i tried to pick the record up because i heard my parents moving about upstairs, and the weed starts violently jumping around, i think im trapped..and if my parents come in i'll have to tell them to stay still, the slightest movement will agitate this 'jumping weed'

you gotta clean the weed on the sleeve, n00b

thats funny.

but if there is nothing around, roll it in some paper towel. may be a little shitty, but it burns like tabacco.

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Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk:: thats funny. but if there is nothing around, roll it in some paper towel. may be a little shitty, but it burns like tabacco.

Are you saying to actually roll a joint with paper towel?



If so, I command that you're no longer allowed to smoke pot... ever again...

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Originally posted by DJ RJT Are you saying to actually roll a joint with paper towel? If so, I command that you're no longer allowed to smoke pot... ever again...

lol, when theres nothing around, paper towel.

it thus worked

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a page from a notepad works well too.
gives you a horrid sore throat if you smoke too many though.
the things you do when you dont have any rolling paper.
sighs.

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Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk:: lol, when theres nothing around, paper towel. it thus worked

Dude... no, it didn't.

I'm disgusted.

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Originally posted by DJ RJT Dude... no, it didn't. I'm disgusted.

DOOOOOOOD, try it

im tellin u it works when nothing else is around!!!

or make a pen pipe or something.

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Riiight, paper towels just burn instantly.