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know you're a true clubber when..**jokes**
found this on myspace. i can admit at least some apply to me 
U ARE A TRUE CLUBBER IF......
1. You take 5 steps into a club and you are already are saying hi to someone.
2. Drop, roll & bump arent really 'physical' movement words in your vocabulary.
3. Youve met someone, hooked up with them & then somehow became best friends with them over a week.
4. Mayonase, jam, pickles, etc. are not the first things that come to your head when you hear the word 'JAR'.
5. You are, or someone you know, is a promoter.
6. You know atleast 10 different guestlist names off the top of your head.
7. You've fallen in love with somone in one night
8. You already know to have your stuff outta your pockets and jacked open before you get to the bouncer to search you.
9. You know that starting to talk to the bouncer searching you just to bug him is an easy way to get him to search you less.
10. You know atleast 1 bouncer by name or nickname.
11. Your friend is the one blowing the annoying whistle from across the club. --- OR me at one point...
12. You know what a blinkie light is.
13. You've spend AT LEAST 5 hours Friday or Sat. nights inside a former warehouse between '11th ave & the west side highway' ( Sunday Mornings rock..=D
14. You say one or all of these terms: 'kid' 'no-doubt' 'bro (braa)' 'with a quickness' 'sup (sometimes with 'kid' or 'bro' added directly afterwords)' 'wad up' 'yo yo' 'aight' 'slammin' 'bangin' 'tucca tucca' 'yooooooooo' .
15. You've lost your bottle cap and it was the end of the world.
16. You have given out over 20 hugs in one night.
17. You know a girl who was/is a guy.
18. Even during the week, you cant fall asleep until around 5am.
19. You know people who 'juice'.
20. You ponder why the parking lot attendant charges $30 when the sign says $6.50 all night.
21. You have payed atleast $5 for a small bottle of water. (My personal high: $9 sky, north carolina..but they were glass bottles!
22. You have payed atleast $20 for a pill smaller then a tylenol that WAS a tylenol.
23. Every time you hear the letters E, K & G your mind goes astray and your mouth waters...
24. You have fought someone over the computor over which is better... guvernment, boa etc
25. You have sat on a couch in in such said clubs and pondered the meaning of life.
26. You say 'I think I'm going to take a break this week...' and then that weekend you find yourself more messed up then than any other time you ever went clubbing (every freggin weekend)
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