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ATB: Austin 12/2: Review
First, the positives: 2nd biggest crowd I'd seen at Austin Electronic show. Only PvD was bigger. Perhaps because it was 18+? People had come in from Houston & San Antonio. Even with the large crowd, the Sky bartenders are great. I never had to wait more than 4 minutes for a drink. Many people seemed to be having a great time, including the 95 pound dancing girl who accidentally hit me in the face with a vicious backswung elbow. I saw stars, & am debating whether I broke my nose. (hopefully just bruised). If you had a good time, I'm glad.
The negatives: ATB must have gotten hold of a book called "DJing for Dummies", filled with tips like:
Armin talks over Universal Religion
DFuse plays an electronic drum
Tiesto loves to play to the crowd
Josh Gabriel sings along
Paul van Dyk takes camera phone photos of the crowd
James Zabiela slows the beat down to a crawl
Oakenfold will play real old school Ibiza tracks
After ATB read DJing for Dummies & decided to rip off ALL of the schticks of the above DJs. Unfortunately, he has none of the talent of any of them. Painfully bad, to hear him holler "Let's hear it for the ladies!". & his idea of a build was to stop the music dead, then painfully eke out A BPM for a few minutes. & the drums....my cube mate tapping his pencil does a better job. His mixing could best be described as sub optimal, so bad I felt guilty when he dropped a track I did like (like "Noone on Earth"), cause it was so poorly done.
Am I glad I saw ATB for the first time? Yes, I'll see most people once.
Would I go see him again? Not unless I could play a drinking game for his ripoffs. & probably not even for that.
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~~When you feel like nobody likes you, nobody cares for you,
and everybody is ignoring you, you should start asking yourself...
AM I TOO SEXY?????
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