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They let me back on radio
not that anyone cares but they let me back on radio, the fools. i knew that if i waited a few years the administration would change and the people that i offended would be long gone and what do you know its true. i am like a fresh faced youngster eager to explore radio, or atleast that is what they think. really i habour a deep, dark secret from my radio past that must never be revealed under pain of death. the only problem is that maybe just maybe someone survived the old regime and will eventually catch on, or that could be why they gave me a 12-2am timeslot but they will learn to never underestimate the teapot. even at that time i can still be offensive and slanderous and bring libel lawsuits down upon them. or maybe i will bide my time waiting in the shadows, smiling and nodding and waiting until i gain their trust and when that happens their day of reckoning will come. *insert diabolical laughter followed by thunder and lightning*
*please note that if anyone from syn radio is reading this, i typed it with a gun being held to the back of my head by a deranged monkey that hides in the filing cabinet at work. oh crap perhaps i should not have written the radio station oh well too late now.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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