Twas da night befo Christmas & all in the hood
Not a homie was stirrin cuz it was all good
The tube socks was hung on the window sill
And we all had smiles up on our grill
Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib
In the back bedroom cuz that's how we live.
And Moms in her do-rag and me with my nine
Had just gotten busy cuz my girlfriend is fine.
All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by
Bumpin phat beats cuz the system be fly
I bounced to the window at a quarter pas'
'Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's ass!
I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this!
She said Stop frontin & just mind yo bidness
I said for real doe come check dis out
We werent even buggin no worries, no doubt.
Cuz bumpin an thumpin from around da way
Was Santa 8 reindeer and a sleigh.
Da beats was kickin', da ride was phat
I said "Yo red Dawg, you all that!"
He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz
"Ay yo give it up let's make some noise!"
To the top of the projects & across the strip mall
We gots ta go, I got a booty call!"
He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof
And sippin on a 40, he busted a move.
I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!"
He said "Damn homie, deese projects is wack!
But don't worry black cuz I gots da skillz
I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."
Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings
A credit card a knife and a bobby pin.
He slid down the fire escape smoove as a cat
And busted the window wit a bball bat.
I said, "Whassup Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
He said, "You best get on up out my face!"
His threads was all leatha his chains was all gold
His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old.
He dropped down the duffle Clippers logo on the side
Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide
A wink of his eye and a shine off his gold toof
He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof.
He jumped in his hooptie wit rims made of chrome
To tap that booty waitin at home.
And all I heard as he cruised outta sight
Was a loud and hearty..."WEEESST SIIIIDE!"

Merry Christmas.............BITCHES



(taken from another site)

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