"And chinese people..with there ching chang chung and there kung fu...we can't understand you...go back to your own country. WHITE POWER!"
-black/white supremicist

"Katie had some big ass tittays."
-Tron

"I dunno how this mothafucka got a machine gun on the plane. All of a sudden he jumps up yellin: *arabic accent* 'Everybody get on the fucking ground!! Nobody look at my face!!!!!' and Im wonderin, why is this fool talkin like that...cuz he was Chinese."
-from one of Dave's standups

"Isn't Charlie a little old to be taking karate? He probably taking it with the lil kids!! Yeah Charlie Murphy could whoop my ass in his dreams; he havin' delusion of grandeur in his head IM TELLIN YA WHATS HAPPENIN!!"
-Rick James, RIP

"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch? I'm gonna have to get out this car...and choke. I'm not violent..I mean I try not to be. Yeah I'm gonna get out this car and choke a bitch."
-Wayne Brady

my favorite skit is Black Bush

[Black Bush presenting case for war]
Black Bush: The nigga bought aluminum tubes! Do I need to tell you what the fuck you can do with an aluminum tube? ALUMINUM! That don't scare you? Fine. I didn't want to have to say this but...the mother****** bought some yellowcake, OK? In Africa. He went to Africa and bought some yellowcake.
Reporter: Are you sure?
Black Bush: Yes I'm sure, bitch! I got the head of the CIA right here to tell you.
Black head of CIA: are you sure, are you, i can't believe you mother******s. let me tell you something, ridiculous. me and jeb just comming back from africa
Some black dude: the crade of fucking black civilization.


Black Bush: Write this down. M.A.R.S. Mars, bitches! that's where we are going, Mars, RED ROCKS

Last edited by daydreamer on Dec-23-2005 at 17:26