21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
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Dec-22-2005 16:06
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
gay... u are
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quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
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Dec-22-2005 17:37
grooviebeats
peanut butter jelly time
Registered: Jun 2003
Location: Jacksonville Fl
did you think at all before posting this..
Dec-22-2005 18:07
Jocker
whatup homie
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
this made me chuckle... good stuff!
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Dec-22-2005 18:12
r5a
snake inverter
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Toronto
Isn't that thanksgiving
Dec-22-2005 18:32
Basstard
smoke me a kipper...
Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Belfast
i bet if any1 other than a TiT posted this you would all be "OMG LOL that was soooo funny"
there would also be about 10 pages to this thread had it been a COR whore postin it
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Dec-22-2005 18:45
DJ Sarah H
Louboutin's Bitch
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: London UK Baby
quote:
Originally posted by r5a
Isn't that thanksgiving
thats an American / Canadian thing, for a lot of the rest of us, it's traditional to have Turkey for Xmas dinner
Originally posted by Basstard
i bet if any1 other than a TiT posted this you would all be "OMG LOL that was soooo funny"
there would also be about 10 pages to this thread had it been a COR whore postin it
of course...
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Dec-22-2005 18:48
Floorfiller
Girl + Sweater = Hotness
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Illegal Pete's
i don't know about the rest of you, but i can get away with saying any of those any day of the week!
Dec-22-2005 19:01
Radagast
BANNED FOR LIFE!
Registered: Aug 2003
Location: Loc at Ion
I thought tying the legs together keeps it from running away?
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To take control of this planet and the human race
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Dec-22-2005 19:03
Cloudburst
I am the maximum
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: Jötebårj
quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Neo
thats an American / Canadian thing, for a lot of the rest of us, it's traditional to have Turkey for Xmas dinner
We have a pig in Sweden for christmas dinner.
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21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas
... good stuff!
