http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0924041kobea1.html

Unintentionally hilarious parts:

Detective Winters: She's an attractive young lady okay.
Kobe: She wasn't that attractive.


Detective Loya: Did you ever have her from the back of her head or her neck? Were you...? What kind of sexual intercourse was it?
Bryant: (Inaudible) held her from the back? Yeah, yeah, yeah
Detective Loya: Yeah.
Lots of voices talking over.
Bryant: (Inaudible) All right um...(inaudible)
Detective Loya: I don't want you to demonstrate.



Detective Loya: So you like to cum in your partner's face?
Bryant: That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped. Jesus Christ Man. (Inaudible)



Detective Loya: Well there's always pre-ejaculation are you aware of that?
Bryant: Are you kidding me?
....
Detective Loya: I'm not kidding you, it's, they teach you that in 7th grade sex ed.



HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Detective Winters: You mutually kissed there's no question about that.
Bryant: We mutually kissed.
Detective Winters: When did you start...?
Bryant: She bent herself over...
Detective Winters: No, no, no, no...

ahahahahahahahahah

Poor Kobe.

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What a freak........

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why have these even been released?

is privacy completely dead?

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Originally posted by jester Everything in this country is illegal.

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery…" Winston Churchill

‎"If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law" - Winston Churchill

yeah and the whole time Kobe was thinking that he was a fucking millionaire and he was going to get off on the girl and the case.

lol .. f*ing hilarious ...

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Im sure I read this a long time ago....a long read, but ya, quite funny....

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Originally posted by VERTiG0 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0924041kobea1.html Unintentionally hilarious parts: Detective Winters: She's an attractive young lady okay. Kobe: She wasn't that attractive.

hahaha

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