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Yeah, as long as you pretend you're sorry, you can get away with pretty much anything. Elbowing in the face is for amateurs, though not without its amusement. 'Accidentally' burning them with a cigarrette (preferrably in the eye) is fun, i've done it, and I don't even smoke. You could try 'mishandling' your 20,000 volt 'defence' tazer. I once heard of a guy actually having sex with and ejaculating in in a girl's ass before she had a chance to turn around. Then bip boom bam, he bought her a drink, made an apology, and gave her a smile; rape charges were not filed.
These are the secrets of the American Neo-Ninja.
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