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President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit a Methodist Church outside Washington, D.C. A member of Bush's staff made a visit to the Bishop, and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Methodists because of Bush's position on stem cell research and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say the President is a saint." The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and finally says, "The Church is in desperate need of funds and I will agree to do it." Bush pompously shows up looking especially smug. As the service progresses the Bishop begins his homily: "George Bush is petty, a self-absorbed hypocrite and a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel. He has lied about his military record and had the gall to put himself in a jet plane landing on a carrier posing before a banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.' He invaded a country for oil and money, and is using it to lie to the American people. He is the worst example of a Christian I've ever personally known, but compared to Dick Cheney and the rest of his cabinet, George Bush is a saint."

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GIGANTIC CUNT

buh dum-pum

just trying to lighten the mood in the pdd

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GIGANTIC CUNT

hahahaha

...hmmmmmmm.

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My SpaceMySpaceMUSIC
Anti-Purple Alliance.

Hahahahahahahaha. I especially love this part:

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...but compared to Dick Cheney and the rest of his cabinet, George Bush is a saint."

I love this dude.

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"The Greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge." -Stephen Hawking
"First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out— because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out— because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out— because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out— because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me— and there was no one left to speak out for me." -Martin Niemöller

Methodists have saints?

what's a methodist?

sounds like a drug user to me...

>JM<