... along strolls a TA by the name of Justin. He sees racoon laying on the ground and wakes him up. racoon wakes up and looks at his headphone wire and begins to cry. "here you go," i say " you can borrow mine for now."...

... then Bizz, a hunter, emerges from the bushes in the forest and heads towards Rakoon and Justin, with a shotgun in his hand. Bizz was distraught by the bird's act of violence and as a result, he shoots it to pieces. However, the pair of Senns Justin gave Rakoon, and the Discman by Rakoon's side catches Bizz's attention. In a stunning turn of events, he decides to steal them from Rakoon, and with the goods, Bizz starts to run away into the forest ...

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Suddenly a ridiculously fast spec flashes across the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No its ASTROBOY!!! He zooms across the forest knocking down trees that stand in his way. He catches up to Bizz and with a resounding "yoink!" effortlessly snatches the headphones from him..... and continues to fly on his merry way (not before plugging the phones into his MD player).

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"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
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the company is in distraught all three are standing in the forest musicless and hungry...out of nowhere comes a swamp monstah named swamper pumpin Backstreet Boys music in his swamp mobile which is actually a prelude....this swamp monstah goes by the name as swamper and is a bit of a gino as well....The company jumps up and tries to make a dash away from the slightly greasy swamp monstah....things looked like very shady and doom was near as the swamp monstah approached the company a shadow leaped from the bushes.....this shadow emerged into the pale light and it was non other than VividBoy carrying 3 slutties in one arm and shmackers and slylee in the other arm...the swamp monstah was scared of this jedi pimp but was prepared to do combat....a bead of sweat trickles down the monsters face as he stares Vivid in the eyes.....Vivid grabs slylee's ass..........

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy the company is in distraught all three are standing in the forest musicless and hungry...out of nowhere comes a swamp monstah named swamper pumpin Backstreet Boys music in his swamp mobile which is actually a prelude....this swamp monstah goes by the name as swamper and is a bit of a gino as well....The company jumps up and tries to make a dash away from the slightly greasy swamp monstah....things looked like very shady and doom was near as the swamp monstah approached the company a shadow leaped from the bushes.....this shadow emerged into the pale light and it was non other than VividBoy carrying 3 slutties in one arm and shmackers and slylee in the other arm...the swamp monstah was scared of this jedi pimp but was prepared to do combat....a bead of sweat trickles down the monsters face as he stares Vivid in the eyes.....Vivid grabs slylee's ass..........

Pfahahah! Quite humorous.