So I got up around noon today because I worked into the night, so I let myself sleep late. I got up, did a few things, put a pot of coffe on, all while thinking, I have to be at work by 4.

12:30 hits and Im taking a huge rip from the bong when that nagging feeling hits: Are you sure you're not supposed to be at work at 1? I had yesterday off, but when I left Wednesday, I looked at the schedule and I remembered it being 4. However, I'm lucky enough to remember to write my schedule down most of the time so I got to my room to find it.

At 12:45, under a pile of recently laundered jeans, i uncovered my schedule which, to my horror, read 1-Close. I dove in the shower, chugged some blisteringly hot coffee, dabbed in some visine, and got ready in about 5 minutes. I live about 5 minutes from this job so rocketing there was not a problem. I walki in around 1:05

The first thing i see is the person who should've been there at 4. Of course, the schedule changed after I wrote it down, and I looked like a jackass, obviously stoned, wandering in 3 hours early. But at least Im not at work now.

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Moral of this story:


Weed FTW

I meant tobacco

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Originally posted by tribu I looked like a jackass, obviously stoned, wandering in 3 hours early.

May I get in contact with your tobacco retailer?

hahahah that sucks. god i don't miss smoking weed

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Heh, I did that today! Minus the weed and schedule fiasco. I just woke up late, didn't take a shower, did my hair and drove to work. I love this place, I can come in late and no one says a thing...kidna leave whenever and again no one says a thing. I'm so unimportant here

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To blame the bong is wrong. I'm the one who didn't note that the schedule changed

Maybe I could be an emissary from my tobacco retailer

Well I'm stoned at work right now and I got here pretty much on time. My boss is sick so we're listening to Sasha and drinking Bacardi + Coke.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by Clovis86 Well I'm stoned at work right now and I got here pretty much on time. My boss is sick so we're listening to Sasha and drinking Bacardi + Coke.

Dude...why don't I work there?

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Originally posted by dj_bas Dude...why don't I work there?

Why can't I drink at my job?

You guys are both pretty much pwned.

But I make less money than j00

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

What d'ya do Clovoski?