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Perfect Little Junior
im gonna get you on this one be prepared to laugh your arse off.
this is a joke about a father and his son there once was a boy who was raised by loving caring father who was a very rich man. when this young boy was in Elementary school his father promised him that he would by his son whatever he wanted in the whole wide world when he passed the eighth grade.
well it was a breeze for the boy, he was very smart and he never got held back. when he graduated from the eighth grade his father told him
"son, i told you that id buy you anything you wanted in the whole wide world if you did well in school"
the son took his father up on this offer and asked him for a Corvette, and 100 pink ping pong balls.
his father gave him what he wanted and promised him that when he graduated high school he would buy any present for hium that he could possibly want.
junior loved his brand new Corvette. he drove it to and from school every day and never wrecked it.
For the next four years junior studied hard and completed all his courses with nothing lower than a C. He was a Honor roll student his entire four years in High School, and he was also part of the chess club. Not to mention he was Quarterback for the High School Team the "Springville Raiders" and he was reacruited to be on the college State football team and given a scholarship to play for their team.
After his graduation ceremony his father asked him what he would like for his present.
junior told him he wanted to learn how to fly a plane and 1,000 pink ping pong Balls.
his father thought that the pink ping balls was sort of a funny thing to ask for but he didnt ask what they were for. and just like all of juniors other graduation days his father promised him he would buy junior anything he wanted on the day t5hat he earned a college degree.
hwent to college for the next six years and studied to become a doctor. junior went to alot of raves and had a lot of fun all throughout college. but he never missed one day and his grades were always Cs and better. Junior learned to fly a plane and he wanted a private plane for his next present from his father.
junior graduated college with a phd at the top of his class. his father was so happy for him and he told junior to just name whatever junior wanted and he would buy it for him.
junior never hesitated for a minute, and asked his father for a plane and 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls.
his father was completely befuddled when junior asked him for 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls. he said "junior, what do you need 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls for?"
jjunior told his father " youll find out dad but not right now."
so junior moved on with his life got married had some kids and lived in a big old house. he was a very happy man and his father was so proud of him. he always flew his plane around for fun and it was his favorite thing to do.
one day when junior was flying his plane he lost control and the plane went down with junior in it.
junior miraculously survived the crash but he was in critical condition when he got to the Hospital.
his father was there every day to check on junior's recovery but it didnt look to hopeful for junior. on one of junior worse days his father sat next to junior and was talking with him. telling he he was the best son he could have ever asked for, and that everything would be alright. and he said
" but junior, i have one question?" and johnny gave him a sort of puzzled look as to what it could be.
"junior," he said, " what did you want the pink ping pong balls for?"
junior looked up at his father and said "dad, they were"(cough, cough) ", they were"( violentent hacking and convulsions).
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lol thanks for this one justin!
