hey! that's a LION!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Maybe it's an unfortunately worn arrowhead.

that's a fucking CHODE.

me

Of course it's a lion. The Ancient Egyptians worshiped lions, and made everything into one. Haven't you heard of the sphinx? That's a lion-shaped pyramid. Naturally they would make a lion-shaped dildo too. They worshiped pussy and made sacrifices to it; that's what made Ancient Egypt so great. There was another powerful god who was the opposite of the pussy, and it took the form of a rooster. Yet nobody worshiped the cock god, for it was constantly at war with the beloved pussy. Of course, in the end the pussy prevailed, and the pussy swallowed the beaten cock whole; wattle and all.

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Last edited by Radagast on Jan-27-2006 at 16:01

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Originally posted by Radagast Of course it's a lion. The Ancient Egyptians worshiped lions, and made everything into one. Haven't you heard of the sphinx? That's a lion-shaped pyramid. Naturally they would make a lion-shaped dildo too. They worshiped pussy and made sacrifices to it; that's what made Ancient Egypt so great. There was another powerful god who was the opposite of the pussy, and it took the form of a rooster. Yet nobody worshiped the cock god, for it was constantly at war with the beloved pussy. Of course, in the end the pussy prevailed, and the pussy swallowed the beaten cock whole; wattle and all.

WOW you can read hyrglyphics

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Originally posted by DickRenegade that's a fucking CHODE. me

...so you're saying you're a chode?