its not like im a fiend or anything. theres just something appealing about wasting time & getting paid to jerk off. its kinda like being a whore. to yourself. sweet.
anyone else get a bit bored on a fri afternoon and waste some time this way? im getting a bit older now so this is no longer a frequent occurence. but back in my highschool days, i was da man. shit, one time i had to pretend i had the runs coz id spent so long in the bathroom.
wanking > working.
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Jul-04-2006 04:12
Dj_Es-Dva
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Registered: Jul 2005
Location: City, Country format (ex. Paris, France)
i hadnt realised prostitution was legal over in tasmania.
Jul-04-2006 04:18
Trance Nutter
........... I got nothing
Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Adelaide, Australia
umm, no.
Even some of the late nights or weekends I've done its never come to that.
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Jul-04-2006 04:23
DJ_Ballistic
Nu-NRG Addict
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Sydney, Australia
haha once i got the receptionist and her friend to pose on the boardroom table for me
needless to say, i also had the runs that day and had to spend a bit of time in the toilet after...not really...but seriously i did
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Jul-04-2006 04:35
Light The Fuse
Training Tranceaddicts
Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Fist Pumping, Au
true story;
friend of mine had to do a big presentation (yeah i know your thinking 'friend' - but it is).
anyway he had this big presentation to do...was pretty nervous about the whole thing. at lunchtime he decided to go down to shaft and knock out a quick one to relieve the tension. (yes the man has issues - funny guy tho).
anywho does what he has to do - walks out the secret entrance and discovers to his horror a nice big stain right next to his zip on his freshly pressed pinstripes.
untucks his shirt for his walk back to the office. meets about 4 people in the street who he knows and ask what hes doing and they all say he should tuck himself in.
gets back to the office and goes to the toilet and splashes water on the stain. it doesnt go..it just now looks like he has pissed himself as well as having a wank.
postpones the presentation for an hour so he can get home and get changed.
Last edited by Light The Fuse on Jul-04-2006 at 10:01
Jul-04-2006 09:56
Teflon_Teapot
bored? me too
Registered: Sep 2005
Location: Melbourne
so how much did it cost to clean the suit pants jules?
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Jul-04-2006 10:28
sezzy
can't find my way home :(
Registered: Jan 2004
Location: Melbourne, Australia
my god pkc what's with all the cock related threads hey.
you've obviously had another encounter with one of those young boys you like so much
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Jul-04-2006 11:42
Light The Fuse
Training Tranceaddicts
Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Fist Pumping, Au
quote:
Originally posted by Teflon_Teapot
so how much did it cost to clean the suit pants jules?
lol i may be a bit of a farked khunt but
a.not that farked
b.wouldnt be telling the story if i was
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Melbourne, Australia
why not just do it and if anyone asks say the tap sprayed funny or broke while he was washing his hands? or he had a souvlaki for lunch and spilled some tzatziki?
Originally posted by Philby
why not just do it and if anyone asks say the tap sprayed funny or broke while he was washing his hands? or he had a souvlaki for lunch and spilled some tzatziki?
because people who do presentations dont eat souvlakia.
thats for labour workers like me
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whats wrong with electro??
Jul-04-2006 13:35
pkcRAISTLIN
arbiter's chief minion
Registered: Jul 2002
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by sezzy
my god pkc what's with all the cock related threads hey.
coz ta is boring. and obviously i love the cock. the people have spoken.
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Jul-04-2006 14:06
MiSSyM
xxx
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: MELBOURNE
hahaha Jules
that guy is sooooooooooooooo ghey..............
lol
he shouldnt have post-poned it........he shouldve went on as if nothing was there.
Self Pleasure at Work
umm, no.
