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All the weekend rockstars in the toilets
Practicing their lines

This post is better than your post

The sun did not shine
It was too wet to play

so we sat in the house
all that cold, cold wet day.

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Nu skal jeg betro dig min hemmelighed. Den er ganske ligetil:
kun med hjertet kan man se rigtigt. Det væsentlige er usynligt for øjet.

I thought random threads were banned because they are essentially a way of increasing post counts.

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Originally posted by sykadelik I thought random threads were banned because they are essentially a way of increasing post counts.

always think it is amusing when people post shit to increase their count, then the thread gets deleted and people lose their custom status. hehe

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Originally posted by sykadelik I thought random threads were banned because they are essentially a way of increasing post counts.

also dont really agree with banning them. If you give any thread long enough it will descend into randomness.

How many dirty stinkin' apes does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One dirty stinkin' ape to change the lightbulb, and two other dirty stinkin' apes to throw faeces at each other.

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Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal...

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

I sometimes wish I'd been blessed with multiple arms and legs.

Peter: This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur skeletons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

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Originally posted by Fundamental Lois: Peter,why are we stopped? Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers... Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby! Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal...

saw that the other night

new good one

Filmguy - (on tv show with stewie with the rock) "One's a baby, and the others black, i think, at least part black, or hispanic, i think you know possibly there's some filipino in there you know, if he's black it's definitely diluted, i mean one of his parents must be white. What the hell is jessica alba for that matter ? If i were 40 years younger I'd totally plow that until next july"


Tom Tucker: And now over to Ollie Williams for the blackie punishment forecast, Ollie?
Ollie: HE GON' GET IT!
Tom Tucker: Thanks Ollie!


Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

*inserts customary random running dog*

How clever. Since Ste is awol, nobody will close this.

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