A guy was walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout-looking hooker caught his eye.
He struck up a conversation and eventually asked the hooker, "How much do you charge?"
The hooker replied, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."
The guy said, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"
The hooker said, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?
"Yes."
"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"
"Yes."
"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"
"Yes."
"Well," said the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."
The guy said, "What the hell? You only live once.I'll give it a try."
They retired to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy was sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He was so amazed, he said, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"
The hooker replied, "$1,500."
"$1,500? My God! No blow-job could be worth that.
A televangelist wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"
The hooker replied, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decided to put off the new car for another year or so, and said, "Sign me up."
Ten minutes later, he was sitting on the bed more amazed than before.
He could scarcely believe it but he felt he'd truly gotten his money's worth.
He decided to dip into his retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience.
He asked the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"
The hooker said, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?"
"Damn!" the guy said, in awe, "You own the whole city?"
"No," the hooker replied, "but I would if I had a pussy."
laterz
abydos

oh shit! bad picture in my mind.. agghh!!!

hahaha

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Originally posted by inatrance oh shit! bad picture in my mind.. agghh!!! hahaha

Damn right!

Yackk

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hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

you absolutely cracked me up!!!!!!!!!
really good shit!!

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Strange...
Who needs to do hand/blow-jobs, when he own 3 Dennys and a Casino???

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bahahhahahhahahahaha
that was farkin great!

yucky.

-M

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i'll be going to wash the image out now....
nice one man.
PS no BLOWJOB is worth $1500
unless it lasts for a couple of days

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yeah who needs to drop 1500 squid when marc's mom does it for free?

muah.

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