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Cougar Survival Tips
Cougar Survival Tip #1
How to Survive If You Wake Up Next to
Someone Whose Name You Don’t Remember
At Her Place
1. Do not panic. Evidence of your partner’s name exists somewhere nearby. Your task will be to find it before she awakens, or before she starts any sort of meaningful conversation.
2. Get up and go to the bathroom. The bathroom is a normal place to visit first thing in the morning, and it is also a place where you might discover her name.
3. Look through the medicine cabinet for prescription medicines with her name on the label.
4. Sort through magazines, looking for subscription labels with her name and address.
5. Go through a wastebasket to find discarded junk mail addressed to her.
6. Return to the bedroom. If she is awake, ask her to make coffee for you. Use the time alone to search the bedroom for evidence. Look for: wallet, checkbook, ID or name bracelet, photo album, scrapbook, business cards (a stack of cards, not just one), or luggage labels. If she is sleeping, look for these and other items throughout the house.
Be Aware
Try to find at least two items with the same name to be certain that you have identified her, unless the name on one item rings a bell.
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