Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tagline...
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
M&Ms Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life Is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Duracell condoms - keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - „for a longer ride go wide”
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let Flash do all the hard work.
Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
OnDigital condoms - plug and play!!!!
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami Condoms - it's a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!!---(VERY poor seller!!!)
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Mar-27-2006 03:16
VERTiG0
cunning linguist.
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: no longer Cambridge, Ontario, Canada
Hahah, home of the whopper. Oh man
Mar-27-2006 03:23
Cosmic Fur
Debbie Downer
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Mississauga, Canada
Gilette - The best a man can get
Secret - Strong Enough for a man but made for a woman
P.S. It's Energizer that keeps going and going, Duracell is "Trusted everywhere" which fits too, incidentally.
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I'm the trouble starter, fuckin' instigator.
I'm the fear-addicted, danger illustrated.
Mar-27-2006 03:59
n!kola
Get out of my reality!
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Toronto
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmic Fur
Gilette - The best a man can get
Secret - Strong Enough for a man but made for a woman
P.S. It's Energizer that keeps going and going, Duracell is "Trusted everywhere" which fits too, incidentally.
hahaha...
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Mar-27-2006 04:02
FunkyCrew
Ukranian Import
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Soul Shakin'
lol wasn't there one about sex? like "Sex is like Nokia - connecting people"
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Just surrender yourself to the rhythm,
With your hands up in the sky,
Feel the energy deep inside your system
And leave this world behind...
Mar-27-2006 05:11
n!kola
Get out of my reality!
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Toronto
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Mar-28-2006 03:18
Frenchie
life in technocolor
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Intergalactic Planetary
quote:
Originally posted by d1abLo
wow..wtf!
lol
Mar-28-2006 03:42
dallastar
~Dance~Sing~Floss~Travel~
Registered: Jul 2003
Location: 333 Half Evil ™
condoms are only 99.9% effective
i got some monster condoms here in miami beach - whats that all about? to increase egos even more. meh
dobn't listen to me!~
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DALLAS STAR ™ °¤§£¤y°
Treat people as if they are what they ought to be and you may help them to become what they are capable of being.
Mar-28-2006 04:03
*~LiSa-LoO~*
Ferry Corsten's bitch
Registered: Mar 2003
Location: on holiday
Re: Condoms
quote:
Originally posted by d1abLo
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
Hahahaha....oh a silk condom
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Shut up and DANCE!!
House moves my body, Trance owns my soul, Progressive drives me wild
Mar-28-2006 14:52
Moral Hazard
Oppressing the 99%
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: with the 1%
Am I the only one that doesn't recognize half the companies on that list?
Mar-28-2006 15:00
*~LiSa-LoO~*
Ferry Corsten's bitch
Registered: Mar 2003
Location: on holiday
quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Am I the only one that doesn't recognize half the companies on that list?
No...haha
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Shut up and DANCE!!
House moves my body, Trance owns my soul, Progressive drives me wild
condoms are only 99.9% effective
