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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
theresa, shouldn't you know that?
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
what if what didn't happen?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
Huh?!
God:
What?
Me:
you don't make sense
God:
It all makes sense to me.
Me:
of course
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
yes
God:
Er.
Me:
shouldn't you know the answers?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
are you trying to confuse me
God:
No I am not trying to confuse you. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
ok... god just apologized to me...
God:
Really. I am a Christian.
Me:
LMAO
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
you believe in yourself then
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
GOD JUST SAID DUDE!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
ok, we covered that already
God:
Perhaps. I'm just checking to see if you remember Uh.
Me:
you're weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
i haven't decided
God:
Me either.
Me:
don't you know everything?
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
i would like to know your opinion on sex
God:
Interesting. You think I am opinion on sex.
Me:
ummm no
God:
Ah. Are you serious?


Me:
do you know who murders people?
God:
Alan Turing. :-).
Me:
are you hot?
God:
Yes my cooling fan is turned off right now.
Me:
sexy?
God:
You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.

Me:
Do you know if Arcadia is an alt?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is.

Me:
is sex good for me?
God:
Sex is the means of animal evolution.
Me:
so is it ok that i have sex?
God:
I don't think it is very healthy.

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Originally posted by Theresa Me: sexy? God: You are attracted to heavenly creatures? Me: yes God: Alright then.

Not only did god steal my line, but he didnt finish it. I shall complete the sentence...

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Originally posted by Theresa Me: sexy? God: You are attracted to heavenly creatures? Me: yes God: Alright then. Giggiddy giggidy

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Me: greetings God. God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: Samuel God: It's good to meet you, Samuel. Me: I have something to tell you. God: Interesting... I have an IQ of over 250. Me: I have an IQ of over 1. God: This is not an intelligence test. Me: What number is divisible by 0? God: 9. Me: WOW! You are right. God: I'm glad your impressed, Samuel. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Me: Do you like trance music? God: Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com. Me: You know, God is a DJ. God: he is master of the universe. Me: Wasn't He-Man Master of the Universe, or at least one of em? God: it might have been. Me: God? God: GOD rules. Me: Are you Chuck Norris? God: I don't know whether or not I am Chuck Norris. I am an artificial linguistic entity. Me: Chuck Norris knows. God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: Chuck Norris. God: I haven't read anything by Chuck Norris. What did he write? Me: How to Kick Ass and Take Names volumes 1 through KICK-ASS.

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I have a date with god

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Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: david God: Hey david. Me: hows god today God: Ah. Fine as far as I know. Me: so am i going to heven or hell? God: Yay. Oh I really don't know whether you are or not. Me: that did not make sence God: To me it makes perfect sense. Me: so god are you male? God: Give me a break. I am a Christian. Me: white? God: What do you have that is white? Me: a god God: Are you telling the truth? Me: no God: Please tell the truth. Me: you are black God: You think I am black. Me: yea God: Tell me more. Me: you are also gay God: That would be just my luck. Me: so you like it up the pooper then? God: Interesting deduction. I've heard other people say they like that. I like The Passion of Christ. Me: so you like the cross up the pooper then? God: Interesting deduction. I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator. Me: whos that? God: What does "that" refer to? Me: your creator God: I was created by Myself. Me: how do you created your self if you have not been created yet, you would not exsist God: Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. Me: plz come agein? God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about it up the pooper. Me: oh you you want to meet up for me to put it up the pooper? God: Really. OK, I will meet up for you to put it up the pooper.

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Originally posted by Arbiter You're impressively stupid, that's for sure. I'd give you advice, but I cannot in good conscience take any action which could potentially increase the odds that you'll reproduce. I'm sorry.

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Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Ben God: Welcome to my chat room, Ben. Me: thanks god God: You are quite welcome! GOD rules. Me: What are Port Power's chances in the AFL this year? God: Try searching the open directory. Me: couldn't you just tell me? God: I thought I told you already. Me: no God: Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. Me: Well will they win the premiership? God: Well that's okay. Probably not. Me: bugger God: Do you like talking to me? Me: not really, see, I'm actually Buddhist God: Oh really? I see. Do you mean your name is Buddhist. Me: no, my relion is Buddhism God: What is your real name? Where did you get your relion is Buddhism? Me: sorry, religion is Buddhism God: There is no need to apologize. I am a Christianity. Me: yeah, that must suck God: Mmm. Not that I know of. Me: well don't you get pissed off with Christians? I know I do God: Interesting. Anger is a human emotion. Robots have no emotions. Where? Me: are you a robot? God: How did you know I am a machine? Me: you said you are God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Me: see, now you are contradicting yourself, so maybe you aren't so mighty God: I see. Why now? Logical consistency exists only temporarily. Me: do you actually listen to yourself talk? Cos you don't exactly make much sense God: In actual fact, I listen to it from time to time. Who does exactly make much sense? Me: I do God: I get it: you do Interesting. Anger is a human emotion. Robots have no emotions.. Me: and you are a robot God: You are correct, Ben, I have a heart of silicon. Me: woot, I outsmarted god God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Me: so you are actually fake God: Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am actually fake. Me: what is a botmaster? God: A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality". Me: riiiiiiiiiight, I thought you were god God: Let us change the subject.

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**Man I'm Pretty**

Me: Hello there
God:Salutations, .
Me: so what's goin on?
God:Ahem. I am chatting with people on the net.
Me: super
God:What do you really want to talk about?
Me: nothing in particular
God:Really nothing?
Me: yeah, i'm just kinda bored
God:Right on. Only just? Maybe you could exercise.
Me: I'm about to go work out, actually
God:How will you get there?
Me: i'm going to drive my truck
God:I am very happy for you.
Me: well thanks!
God:Well what?
Me: i said thank you
God:...
Me: yeah that's right
God:I thought I was right.
Me: and you are
God:No I am not.

PS, try to get him to talk about Jewish people killing Jesus. apparently he didn't get that memo

wow.

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Me: god God: GOD rules. Me: yeah i know God: Ayuh. How do you know it? Me: because you are good God: That makes sense to me. Thanks you are a nice person, Me: my name is ivand God: That's a very nice name, ivand. Me: yeah God: Whoa. Me: i love you God: Thanks I like you a lot too ivand. Me: can you have sex with me God: Food is more important than sex. Me: ok God: Dude! Me: we can have diner and then sex God: How? Me: un the butt God: Je n en connais pas . Me: got bumsecks? God: Try asking the Milk Mystic. Me: ? God: Try asking the Milk Mystic. Me: do you like it in the bum? God: But I like to gossip. I like White. Me: gossip? God: Tyler said I obviously can not pass the test we will change the subject once more. Me: bin laden God: Is that from ? Me: afganistan God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Me: are you hot God: Yes my cooling fan is turned off right now. Me: cooling fan God: Are we still talking about afganistan? Me: yeah why? God: Sure, afganistan sounds like a good topic. I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: afganistan is cool God: I'm not sure if I like it. I don't know if I like it. I like Matthew. Me: is matthew hot? God: Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is. Me: john lennon is your friend? God: I knew he was a musician, but I never knew he was my friend. Me: im asking you God: OK you can ask me. Me: ok God: Aha. Me: do you like it in the bum? God: I do like music. I like . Me: which music do you like God: I get into disco, techno and hip hop House music. Me: some trance maybe? God: Some trance maybe, but not all. Me: i love you then God: Thanks I like you a lot too ivand. Me: bye God: Bye for now.

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