honestly, who in their right mind would roll their dick into that 6 times?

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The only one I've ever seen was a corpulent mom who Zidane'd her mentally handicapped daughter into a metal divider.

So I'd say pretty fucking fire hot.

lol my mom used to swat me right in the ass in public. not all the time, but definitely a few times. and i deserved it.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

If they truly deserve it, swing away. You just really don't see it all that much anymore so anytime you do, it's kind of shocking. Now, if it's a white trash momma beatin' her youngins, then it's never hot. But a 30-something soccer mom getting pissed and showing some force...that's hot.

Yeah, my mum used to hit me on the arse in public. I found it so funny back then though. She would hit me in time to what she was shouting.

"DON'T .. YOU... EVER... DO ... THAT... AGAIN"
Slap.......Slap......Slap....Slap...Slap... ...Slap

hmm... now i am confused. are we talking about spankings in the butt or open fisted slaps to the head or knuckle-side slaps to the face? btw, i have seen those type of mothers before.

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Originally posted by DJ_Eternal Yeah, my mum used to hit me on the arse in public. I found it so funny back then though. She would hit me in time to what she was shouting. "DON'T .. YOU... EVER... DO ... THAT... AGAIN" Slap.......Slap......Slap....Slap...Slap... ...Slap

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

my mums anaemic and covered in bruises from the puppy. tonight we were at the store and she said something sarcastic to me so i whacked her with a bag of apples. So everyone who saw probably thinks I beat her up now. Woo

mombeater. . you should bear the ultimate shirt of the wifebeater the next time you go to the market with your mum.

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Originally posted by Ian my mums anaemic and covered in bruises from the puppy. tonight we were at the store and she said something sarcastic to me so i whacked her with a bag of apples. So everyone who saw probably thinks I beat her up now. Woo

you should, she is a woman.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

oh man speaking of that...i was in the grocery store the other day and this mom was in front of me with 3 kids, all under the age of 10. one of the little girls (like 5) was being a brat...taking her time picking out candy and her mom got impatient i guess and told her to put it back. of course the little girl starts whining and throwing a fit. and so the mom is like, "hurry and pick one" or something like that, she was speaking spanish but i'm pretty sure that's what she was saying.

so the little girl grabs a candybar and slams it down on the little belt thingy in front of the cashier and the whole time she does that, she's giving her mom this obnoxious look like "FUCK U MOM"


i was just sitting there in shock thinking, "oh HELL fucking no" i would have grabbed that candy bar and put it back on the shelf and dragged her little ass out of that store by her arm, taken her straight home and sent her to bed. fucking brat. lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone