It was 2 PM, the weather was very nice and the sun was shining. My girlfriend and I had just had lunch and we were going to my car. That's when something really scary happened.

As I was passing by a parked car, suddenly I couldn't move. My first reaction was to look down and then I realised what had just happened: the license plate of the parked car had bit my shorts! I'm telling you, it just didn't get stuck or anything, it would be impossible - the damn thing did bit my shorts.

There I was, paralised from the waist down, trying to escape, when I finally managed to save my beloved shorts. Before fleeing, I read the number plate, and that's when I was shocked:

"*** - 6666" (I'm censoring the letters since this is confidential information where I live - the devil needs privacy too, after all)

It was a big black BMW, and that was the number plate. I couldn't believe my eyes: a Big Black BMW. Have you got any idea of what this means? A Big Black BMW, whose number was 6666. It's got more sixes than the beast itself! And it's German! And it's a Goth!

My girlfriend and I got into my Fiat Uno. We knew we would be safe in there. I drove away, and never looked back. If only I had a brick...

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee ummm...

You're the owner of that car, aren't you!?

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my friend drives a black BMW with the license plate "3L1T3"

and yesterday i saw a black BMW with a license plate that said "XTC"

but i didn't see any devils or have my shorts bitten

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Originally posted by Lira It was 2 PM, the weather was very nice and the sun was shining. My girlfriend and I had just had lunch and we were going to my car. That's when something really scary happened. As I was passing by a parked car, suddenly I couldn't move. My first reaction was to look down and then I realised what had just happened: the license plate of the parked car had bit my shorts! I'm telling you, it just didn't get stuck or anything, it would be impossible - the damn thing did bit my shorts. There I was, paralised from the waist down, trying to escape, when I finally managed to save my beloved shorts. Before fleeing, I read the number plate, and that's when I was shocked: "*** - 6666" (I'm censoring the letters since this is confidential information where I live - the devil needs privacy too, after all) It was a big black BMW, and that was the number plate. I couldn't believe my eyes: a Big Black BMW. Have you got any idea of what this means? A Big Black BMW, whose number was 6666. It's got more sixes than the beast itself! And it's German! And it's a Goth! My girlfriend and I got into my Fiat Uno. We knew we would be safe in there. I drove away, and never looked back. If only I had a brick...

u do know that it doesnt mean anything do you?

and anyway the number of the "DEVIL" is 666 not 6666

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Originally posted by arcadia190 u do know that it doesnt mean anything do you? and anyway the number of the "DEVIL" is 666 not 6666

yeah but 6666 is worst than just 666

can u imagine? OH MY GOD....!! SAVE ME!!!

I've had my shorts bitten many a time, but never by a Big Black BMW, nor its "-6666" plates.

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Originally posted by Palladium yeah but 6666 is worst than just 666 can u imagine? OH MY GOD....!! SAVE ME!!!

hahahha

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Hahhaha, you would have throown a brick at a car you were having delusions about and you politely save a few letters from its license plate... how nice of you??

you should have offered your soul to the license plate in a lucrative trade! geez, can't you people THINK?!

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