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here's a couple of good ones:
"do you think garbage men talk trash?" <--- invented by ME  (Juricimo was with me when i came up with this one)
"Fat guy in a little coat" <---courtesy Tommy Boy
for those wanting some serious sentimental ones:
"To the world you may be but one person, but to one person you may be the world"
"There is no point in living if you can't feel alive" <-- 007
"The theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice, there is."
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal labotomy"
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?'" <---me
"My dad was a clown. When he died all his friends went to his funeral in one car" <---stephen wright
"I had to take my girlfriend to the hospital b/c i gave her what i THOUGHT was cotton candy but turned out to be insulation on a stick."
"My friend asked me if i wanted a frozen banana. i said no, but i want a regular banana later...... so.... yeah."
....and many more...
-ABT-
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Peace.
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