Things you can never seem to do / or something always happens if u do
Bit of a dodgy thread title, but basically things u can never seem to do right, or things that happen everytime u try and do something. ie:
can never eat a choc-ice without getting some down my top
can never wash up (dishes) without chucking water all over me
can never fill in a time-sheet for work first time
and go!
Apr-08-2006 21:01
igottaknow
PerfectTeeth R4 Dinosaurs
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future
i never get coup's threads
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Apr-08-2006 21:06
Rinster
EDM Addict
Registered: Jan 2006
Location:
i can never wipe my ass properly, my finger will go right through the paper.
Originally posted by igottaknow
i never get coup's threads
it's not that difficult
Apr-08-2006 21:10
M3T4Lhead
tranceaddict in training
Registered: Apr 2006
Location: Rochester NY, USA
quote:
Originally posted by bidor
i can never wipe my ass properly, my finger will go right through the paper.
LMFAO!!
I can never eat a Triscuit without getting the hiccups.
Apr-08-2006 21:14
LiveTheDream
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2003
Location:
When ever i try to do good for a felmale, i am always seem to be doing wrong.
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quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
You're impressively stupid, that's for sure. I'd give you advice, but I cannot in good conscience take any action which could potentially increase the odds that you'll reproduce. I'm sorry.
Apr-08-2006 21:32
Sunsnail
Global Moderator
Registered: Sep 2004
Location:
I can never wake up on time.
Apr-08-2006 22:31
makija
kraZy mAn
Registered: May 2005
Location: Winnipeg
can never go out without geting in a fight
can never eat food without droping it on my lap
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Apr-08-2006 22:56
Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
I can never eat pizza without burning my mouth. I don't have time to wait around for the pizza to cool down to sub-molten lava temperatures. As soon as it's served, DOWN THE HATCH IT GOES!!!
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Apr-08-2006 23:13
Mr. Pink
Furiously Happy
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Atlanta, bitchezzz
quote:
Originally posted by bidor
i can never wipe my ass properly, my finger will go right through the paper.
LOL!
i usually have the ability to control my piss stream.......but when it splits into 2 or even 3 separate streams....I can never seem to stop pissing..... Even if one stream is hitting the toilet, the other the floor, and the last all over my pants- I can't stop pissing!
So i end up cleaning it up while crying
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Apr-08-2006 23:39
Sunsnail
Global Moderator
Registered: Sep 2004
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
LOL!
i usually have the ability to control my piss stream.......but when it splits into 2 or even 3 separate streams....I can never seem to stop pissing..... Even if one stream is hitting the toilet, the other the floor, and the last all over my pants- I can't stop pissing!
So i end up cleaning it up while crying
can't you just...stop it?
Apr-08-2006 23:44
idoru
You Can Call Me Al
Registered: May 2004
Location: Cascadia
Leave the house on time to go to a specific destination.
