listen, fellas, i'm telling you ... you gotta have more cowbell
Apr-11-2006 03:58
_Nut_
North x NorthWest
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: 61.105423,-149.723555
Re: what's the opposite of christopher reeve?
quote:
Originally posted by enferno
cristopher walken
Welcome to many years ago. Let the dead rest in peace, you piece of shit.
Apr-11-2006 03:59
Vivid Boy
TA's GodFather
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: T.O
what does michael jackson and caviar have in common?
they both come on lil white crackers
Apr-11-2006 04:01
LeopoldStotch
Suapremae tranecadictt
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Yawbs,Giaks,and Automobiles
quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
what does michael jackson and caviar have in common?
they both come on lil white crackers
*rim shot*
but the first shot is better said than read. haha. but you don't mess with the dead. sorry.
i heard this joke on the radio .
so this chinese cook wanted to marry a chinese woman, but couldn't find a nice decent chinese woman as his wife. so he went to the motherland ( china) to find a wife. he found a beautiful chinese woman, and 3 months later they got married. before getting married, she admitted to the cook that she was a virgin, and did not know much about sex. he bought some sex books for her, and she read up on it days leading up to the wedding. on the wedding night, the cook asks his wife :
cook : "so honey. what sex position would you like to try ?"
wife : " well. can we do the 69?"
cook : "you want the #6 and #9 ? the sweet and sour chicken and lo mien ? geez woman ! we are supposed to have sex, not eat"
. lame .
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Apr-11-2006 04:23
enferno
Penus Maximus
Registered: Jan 2004
Location: jesus land
quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
what does michael jackson and caviar have in common?
they both come on lil white crackers
tee hee times 8017234
Apr-11-2006 04:24
Swamper
Webmonstah
Registered: Jan 2000
Location: Toronto, Canada
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"In a world of illusion you only see what you feel"
. lame . 
