I always feel so simian when I realize I have no TP in the bathroom. First i look around like, no way am I that stupid. As the reality of the situation settles in, a battle plan has to be drawn:

Do i take a shower? That's a whole lot of work as far as I'm concerned but sometimes, like if there are people up and about in my house, it can be a good option.

Or do I get TP from the pantry? This morning I opted for the latter.
i had to act quickly, it was still early but people might be getting up and the pantry is in a very public area.

I leapt from the toilet!



sloowly opened my door and did a quick scan for life, nothing.



I walked like a total queer to the pantry to receive that precious material then walked like a total queer baack to the bathroom and completed my mission.



Good start to my day.

Be a man and don't wipe.

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Originally posted by sakabatou Be a man and don't wipe.

I'm not man enough to walk around with that dirty little secret all day, i'd break down about noon and confess to the nearest person.

I always try to plan dumps before showering. That's my failsafe in case there is no TP.

Worst thing ever is getting out of the shower and finding a dump sneaking up on you *DAMMIT*. Then after the business is handled you are confronted with Masonious' situation in Post 1. 9 times out of 10, I'll sacrifice a bath towel.

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use your finger. Then pick the shit out from underneath the fingernail with the corner of a small business card or a folded up receipt. You're welcome.

Agreed, Ygrene. I have gotten into a biorythm of pooping about 10 minutes after I wake up. This is followed by my morning shower.

However, I have to admit ive had my fair share of the old

Toilet flush, door opens. Pitter patter. Door open, door close. Toilet flush. Door open. Walk out normally.

Thats me going to another bathroom where there is TP btw

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Originally posted by StanVoid use your finger. Then pick the shit out from underneath the fingernail with the corner of a small business card or a folded up receipt. You're welcome.

Thanks for adding that bit of class to the thread.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I always try to plan dumps before showering. That's my failsafe in case there is no TP. Worst thing ever is getting out of the shower and finding a dump sneaking up on you *DAMMIT*. Then after the business is handled you are confronted with Masonious' situation in Post 1. 9 times out of 10, I'll sacrifice a bath towel.

bath towels are like the ultimate toilet paper, but what if your wife stops you enroute to the washing machine with it?

Wife: Ygrene? I just washed all the towels, why are you putting that one in the wash?

Ygrene: Um, I'm just, it's smelled mildewy, I..I

Wife: Ygreeeene, show me the towel.

Ygrene: No!

*wife grabs for the towel*

Ygrene: Nooo! You can't *grunting and groaning from struggle*

Wife: *stops and steps back* my god, what's that smell?

Ygrene: *drops towel and runs upstairs with arms down at sides* I did something bad!!!!

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Originally posted by Orbax Thanks for adding that bit of class to the thread.

I didn't read the thread, but is TP = Toilet Paper or Town Portal?