lol @ grounded
most of us just got the belt
or garden hose
or fan belt
or coat hanger
or wooden spoon
or any other inanimate object within arms reach to my father

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or wooden spoon

my moms signature weapon of choice

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Originally posted by Carney my moms signature weapon of choice

oh man
ive had wooden spoons hit me so hard that they broke into two pieces
those were the good ol' days... ahh memories...

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Originally posted by chinamon most of us just got the belt

Six years old + One new 'C' word = THE BELT

Better believe that's a paddlin'

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Originally posted by Jer. Six years old + One new 'C' word = THE BELT Better believe that's a paddlin'

paddlin' the school canoe, thats a paddlin'

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Originally posted by Playa24_7 paddlin' the school canoe, thats a paddlin'

err?

Using some really vile swear words at another driver while my dad was driving...

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Originally posted by Mako err?

lol, the paddlin' thing is from a simpsons episode, obviously you have not seen it haha

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Originally posted by chinamon oh man ive had wooden spoons hit me so hard that they broke into two pieces those were the good ol' days... ahh memories...

lol this brings back memories for me too...my nanny used to hit me with a wooden spoon when i did bad things....things like

catching snakes (she hated snakes) and putting them in bags and giving it to her as a surprise gift

digging up her flowers to make perfume and other potions lol

stealing her lighter with my cousin, and going into the forest to make bonfires

climbing onto the roof

eating all the icing off of the cakes she made for her guests


the list goes on...

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Originally posted by Carney my moms signature weapon of choice

oh Carney the wooden spoon........

the amount of times I had been smacked with that by my mom - who knows....

often they busted during the punishing process on me...lol

on a particular day when I was 12 I blocked one with my elbow and it broke.....me being the smartass - I started laughing and said "you have no more wooden spoons left.......way to go mother! HAHA!!"

she laughed too - and proceeded to pull the huge metal spoon out of the drawer - "these don't break so easily - now get over her and put out your hands!!!"

PWNED!!

one year for Christmas I bought her a dozen wooden spoons.......she opened the gift (confused) and was like "a dozen wooden spoons.....thanks???"

"I owe them to you - remember that shit (SNAP!)??"

we all laughed........it is good when you can do that

this thread should get filled quickly with some good stories......HAHA

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Last edited by Sean Cassidy on Apr-25-2006 at 00:43

worst one ever?

me and my brother got into a fight... I tried hiding in the washroom. My brother, being the ox that he was even back then, punched a hole clean through the door.

Instead of yelling, instead of spanking, my dad did the one thing that hurt most. He charged us 200 each for the repair...

200 hurts when you are 10

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Originally posted by Billche worst one ever? me and my brother got into a fight... I tried hiding in the washroom. My brother, being the ox that he was even back then, punched a hole clean through the door. Instead of yelling, instead of spanking, my dad did the one thing that hurt most. He charged us 200 each for the repair... 200 hurts when you are 10

younger or older bro???

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