Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Toronto, ON, Canada
Girlspreak Translated to English!!
She says English
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We need I want
It's your decision The correct decision should be
obvious by now
Do what you want You'll pay for this later
We need to talk I need to complain
Sure...go ahead I don't want you to.
I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron.
You're...so manly You need a shave and you sweat
a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight. Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not I have PMS.
overreacting!
Be romantic, turn out the lights. I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient. I want a new house.
I want new curtains and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper...
Hang the picture there No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? I'm going to ask for something
expensive.
How much do you love me? I did something today you're
really not going to like...
I'll be ready in a minute. Kick off your shoes and find a
good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? [Too late, your dead.]
Yes No
No No
Maybe No
I'm sorry. You'll be sorry.
Do you like this recipe? It's easy to fix, so you'd
better get get used to it.
I'm not yelling! Yes I am yelling because I
think this is important.
In answer to the question "What's wrong?"
The same old thing. Nothing.
Nothing. Everything.
Everything. My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really. It's just that you're such a jerk.
I don't want to talk about it. Go away, I'm still building up
evidence against you.
___________________
"...End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path...one that we all must take.
The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all change to silver glass...and then you see it...
...white shores...and beyond...the far green country under a swift sunrise."
Last edited by Fir3start3r on May-03-2006 at 00:34
May-02-2006 23:47
Frenchie
life in technocolor
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Intergalactic Planetary
uh.
I don't know if I am just being bias as a women , but I don't agree with 90% of what it says, although it was funny to read and I did lol...I ...no.. not true.
May-02-2006 23:49
VERTiG0
cunning linguist.
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: no longer Cambridge, Ontario, Canada
Hahah, a lot of it is pretty true.
May-02-2006 23:54
Nikitha
I want you addicted to me
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: windsor, ontario
I'll have to admit i'm guilty for some of these.. not a lot of them.. but def some...
buts lets be honest.. guys can do the same thing.. it might not be the exact same.. but things like:
I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron.
and pretty much all the " Answers to the question : Whats wrong?"
guys do that as well...because i've been on the recieving end of those ones..so you can't say its just girls...
Nikki
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Take me home, in time you'll love me like one of your own..take me home.. with you.. no one on earth knows me like you do....
May-02-2006 23:58
Frenchie
life in technocolor
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Intergalactic Planetary
quote:
guys do that as well...because i've been on the recieving end of those ones..so you can't say its just girls
Agreed.
If this was written by a man.....
He obviously didn't have a women that just spoke up, and just said what she was feeling as we as thinking instead of just saying " nothing " when yes, something was wrong, or . . if she really means " No I dont want you to go" she shouldnt say " Sure, go ahead"...
OR
Most of the time ( in my case anyway) we say those things, and actually mean what we say. Most of the time there isn't a " she says this, but actually means that"
May-03-2006 00:09
neuromancer
solving the riddle
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: Toronto, Canada
hahaha funny but true lol
___________________
"Are you-are you sad?"
-No.
"But your-your songs are sad."
-My songs are of time and distance. The sadness is in you. Watch my arms. There is only the dance. These things you treasure are shells.
"I-I knew that. Once."
May-03-2006 00:13
infinity HiGH
groovin
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: west side T.O
Re: Girlspreak Translated to English!!
font too small; didn't read
May-03-2006 00:24
Mako
Old School.
Registered: Jul 2001
Location:
Re: Re: Girlspreak Translated to English!!
quote:
Originally posted by infinity HiGH
font too small; didn't read
My eyes ffs
I can't find teh funneh...literally. Too small
___________________
"When your spirit is floating down that tunnel towards the light, you know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's me. And im gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel till you choke on your own fucked up ribs. NOW, wake the fuck up!"
May-03-2006 00:33
Fir3start3r
Armin Acolyte
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Toronto, ON, Canada
fixed...
btw...don't use < font size = 12 > lol
...woah...
___________________
"...End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path...one that we all must take.
The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all change to silver glass...and then you see it...
...white shores...and beyond...the far green country under a swift sunrise."
May-03-2006 00:35
VERTiG0
cunning linguist.
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: no longer Cambridge, Ontario, Canada
Hold ctrl and move the scrollwheel on your mouse, gentlemen.
May-03-2006 00:35
bluE_Neon
Res Publica
Registered: May 2001
Location: Warsaw
Women...love them', hate them', but I can't live without them!
She says English
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In answer to the question "What's wrong?"
The same old thing. Nothing.
Nothing. Everything.
Everything. My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really. It's just that you're such a jerk.
I don't want to talk about it. Go away, I'm still building up
evidence against you. [/size]
i agree with those ones
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Good Girls go to Heaven, Naughty Girls go to London Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!
Girlspreak Translated to English!!
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