bse's weekend from hell
oh man. hey guys, what's new? everyone enjoying their weekend so far? i hope you are.. at least a few of are. do you guys want to know how bad my weekend has progressed? where should i start? how about when i bombed my gr. 13 english exam? or maybe when i got fired from my job because i was late? i can tell you about the monsterous fight i'm in with my parents.. or i could talk about what happened last night. the most scary drug experience of my life. we went to some dive party last night (first one in months) and they only had 350 tickets for sale. 300 early sales, and 50 tickets at the door. we got there at like 9:45 but it was already apparent that we wouldn't get in.. so we pretty much gave up. but we had already dosed.. so what were we going to do? my friend dan chewed his pill up (they were as thick as they were round.. they were insane) and quickly asked for some chaser to get that awful, awful taste out of his mouth (you experienced users will know what i'm talking about ) so yeah.. my moron friend handed him a fruitopia bottle (completely unmarked, no label or anything) of what he thought was water, but was actually GHB. he said he spat most of it out, but he knew the truth and was trying not to worry us. he started freaking out about 30 minutes later.. have you guys ever seen someone freak out on a huge overdose of GHB? scary, scary shit. imagine any friend of yours, screaming, crying, pounding his/her head, vomiting, thrashing and finally passing out in the hallway infront of the paramedics. we had called 911 and they had promptly showed up, unfortunately, what tragedy isn't complete without a visit from the 5-0? enter: the pigs. two fresh out of academy rookies show up, trying to be all bad ass show up, wondering that the situation is. they find out it's teenage drug use and immediately begin to drill us. they take us intot he apartment and search the living room, and find a "hash pipe". they inform us that we are under arrest for possession of a hashpipe. ha. sure guys. they were starting to piss me off and i was starting to rush on my e.. not a good combonation, let me tell you, especially when you have a big mouth like mine. needless to say they didn't like me, and decided that it was best to make an example of me. they had taken my i.d. earlier from my wallet and one officer had keenly noticed that my year of birth differed on my card from what i had given in my statement. bravo. *fishes out his court summons*..let's see.. "possess illegal licence" 100 bucks.. appear in court. they kept me in the back of the cruiser for 20 minutes, while they fumbled around trying to remember what law i had 'broken'.
officer hadley: "was it section 3?"
fat officer partner: "was it 3? i thought it 2.3a?"
officer hadley: "i don't know.. damn, the computer crashed again"
harley: "haha even the police used microsoft, eh?"
hadley: "what did you just say?"
so they wrote me up and sent me on my way. so yeah.. what did you guys do this weekend? 
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