Jamie says:
man i never wear lipstick hardly....usually just light colored lip gloss and chapstick

Jamie says:
but i wore some dark red lipstick the other day and it totally brought out my lips and made me look like i had DSL's

Bas says:
lol

Bas says:
awesome

Jamie says:
haha

Jamie says:
i bet after that first sentence u were thinking, "oh jesus, jamie is going off on stupid girly talk"

Bas says:
yeah

Jamie says:
then u saw the "DSL's" and u were like, "HUH"

Bas says:
lol

Jamie says:
ears perked up like a dog

Bas says:
'i never wear lipstick but the other day blaho;iehf;asidf DSL"

Jamie says:
cuz that's what u are

Bas says:
woah hey now

Jamie says:
a DOG

Jamie says:
lmao

Bas says:
i'm a dirty dog

Jamie says:
holy shit i'm laughing so hard right now

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

It's true, I take nothing back

ps
Jamie wants to marry me.

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I saw 'penis' in the thread title.....is there going to be any pr0n in here??




*waits anxiously*

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I think with my penis all the time.

I didn't know you could think with something else.

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i hope this thread doesn't get closed.


quick! someone start posting something we can all learn about!

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

quote:

Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

my brain rests lightly in my taint|

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'That's like telling a Kodiak bear to stop fcking older men.'

all women are the same...you're all slutty teases that go out of your way to make guys think with their penises

quote:

Originally posted by DJ RJT I think with my penis all the time. I didn't know you could think with something else.

You can think with something else. It's just much, much more difficult. However, it can be significantly cheaper in the long run. I keed, I keed.

wtf are DSLs?

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Practicing their lines

This post is better than your post

quote:

Originally posted by Floorfiller all women are the same...you're all slutty teases that go out of your way to make guys think with their penises

tooshay

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

quote:

Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

quote:

Originally posted by mentalbarter wtf are DSLs?

oh come ON!



Dick Sucking Lips.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

quote:

Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

quote:

Originally posted by mentalbarter wtf are DSLs?

Dick Suckin' Lips.