so my mum tells me a story my dad told her while they were on vacation


story:


so my dad goes to cambodia to meet up with a friend for 3 days for work... and the first night they are there my dads friend.. who he is saying with along with another chica from work are gonna go eat dinner and my dads friend goes

friend: u guys hungry?

dad and chik: ya lets go eat!

friend: u guys like happy pizza?

dad and chik:

friend: ok guys lets go well get some pizza



so they go to the happy pizza place.. and well my dads friend orders in cambodian ... @ this time work was over and they were just talking since my dad has been friends with him for a good 8 years. after they eat they go back to my dads friends house to sleep.. but before hand my dad had to call here georgia to talk to someone in the office. it was 1am over there.. which means it was like 3pm here or something.

my dad calls the guy @ his office and he starts feeling dizzy and he said he would talk... then he thoguht about it.. and didnt know what he was talking about, and he forgot whatever he was saying... so he said he hung up.. laid in bed and was rly scared he got some sort of cambodian food poisoning... the room spun for like 2 hours and he was scared shitless...

the next morning.. my dad goes to the chik

dadh man i was sooo sick last night...

chik: me too i was all dizzy and lightheaded...

dad: ME TOO!

*cue dads friend walk into the kitchen*

friend: i told u it was happy pizza

dad: wtf u could of told me! @ least i wouldnt of had to worry for hours and just enjoyed it



sounds like a funny adventure. is pot legal in cambodia?

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

I dunno if it's totally legal, but I do know that it's often used to season pizza there, like an herb.

edit: here's an interesting article about pot in cambodia
http://www.offtherails.com/cancamtext.html

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Originally posted by Masonious you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".

drugs are bad, mmmookay?

Oh, and imagine what kind of stories your spouse (or future spouse) will tell about you??? I certainly hope my woman keeps her mouth shut and all my friends destry the incriminating photos of me in a land of mong

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god i wish i was stoned

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lol that's amusing

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.

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Originally posted by AndreaCKY772 lol that's amusing

You're sexy as hell. You legal?

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Originally posted by philliez You're sexy as hell. You legal?

rofl

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Originally posted by philliez You're sexy as hell. You legal?

hahha wtf.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by philliez You're sexy as hell. You legal?

damn yo, thas game!

my mom told me about the first time she tried coke. hahah it was hilarious.


she wasn't like a major druggie but she definitely "experimented". anyway she had only done pot and downers so far and didnt like it, but after she tried her first line of coke, she said she was like, "Oh man! why haven't we been doing this shit?"

hahah

she said she did it once in a while for like a year, and then she just grew out of it.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by DigitalMP damn yo, thas game!

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Originally posted by Slylee my mom told me about the first time she tried coke. hahah it was hilarious. she wasn't like a major druggie but she definitely "experimented". anyway she had only done pot and downers so far and didnt like it, but after she tried her first line of coke, she said she was like, "Oh man! why haven't we been doing this shit?" hahah she said she did it once in a while for like a year, and then she just grew out of it.

thats how you were made

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