jesus christ i hate these people.

you know who im talking about, hell you may actually be one of these people. these are the people that no matter what circumstance, what time in the night, how sober/fucked up they are.... ALWAYS spit when talking to you.

these people tend to start these conversations at peak hours of the night, when the music is at its loudest, and my attention span is non existant. screaming in the ear, filling it with scrambled, non structured sentences paired up with an onslaught of airborne wet willy assault.

of course, the previously mentioned couldnt possibly top the dead on, highly venomous 'spitting cobras'. these highly trained, sly professional choose to do things up close and personal. their mission is to fire their venom straight into your mouth, and of course this takes many weeks, sometimes months of analyzing their prey. they study mouth patterns, and look for the best opportunity to fire their venomous saliva at you when you least expect it.

you have now been warned. i was a victim this past weekend, and i dont want any of you to fall into this type of situation. keep an eye and ear open to their warning calls, but be sure to keep your mouth closed at all times.

thank you for your time.

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Originally posted by Floorwhore but be sure to keep your mouth closed at all times.

never heard of being able to talk with ur mouth closed...hmmmm

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Originally posted by El Kay Dee never heard of being able to talk with ur mouth closed...hmmmm

i meant when in the presence of a spitting cobra.

not at all times.

sorry for not being clear about that.

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Originally posted by Floorwhore i meant when in the presence of a spitting cobra. not at all times. sorry for not being clear about that.

anyway..im guilty at times for spitting..and then i realize and im like "oh fuck no i didnt just..."

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actually, come to think of it..... i must've been a spitter in the state i was in on friday.

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Originally posted by Floorwhore actually, come to think of it..... i must've been a spitter in the state i was in on friday.

Naw...i heard you swallowed...










Sorry man, you asked for it...

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Originally posted by Richard Taylor Naw...i heard you swallowed... Sorry man, you asked for it...

lol

nice won.

good seeing you on friday, i did see you right? i kinda remember lol

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I never really had this problem, as most of the time when I speak with somebody its mouth to ear, and not mouth to mouth. This does not give you the opportunity to talk eye to eye, but atleast you can hear the person.

In that case, if it does hit me, it will either go in my hair or my sweaty skin, and I will not notice.

I've spit on occassion while talking to people, but that's because I have lazy lip muscles. To those who have caught one in the eye, I am sorry

Usually works if you have a hat on with a rim and just tilt your head down slightly, so that it looks like you are trying to listen really hard, but the spit with actually ricoshey (sp) off your hat...

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I usually put my shirt to cover my face when I am talking to a spit talker, and they get the hint. It's like when someone offers you gum while you are talking to them. They get the hint...

I just spit right back...thats how they get the hint

So wait, is there going to be a random Monday topic every day of the week? This is just today's random Monday topic?

Do tell, Jeff.