So, I woke up yesterday with a 101 fever. Called into work to see if my boss wanted me to still come in and he said "hell no!" Yes! He didn't want me to spread it to him and other workers/customers. So I don't have to go in till tomorrow morning.

My fever's down to ~100 today, but my doc called in some hydrocodone-enriched cough syrup.

Ahhh. My cough is gone and I just feel nice.

This day is tres great!

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"The only difference I ever found between the Democratic leadership and the Republican leadership is that one of them is skinning you from the ankle up and the other, from the ear down." -Huey P. Long

you might have a tuma

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

it is not a tumah!

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"The only difference I ever found between the Democratic leadership and the Republican leadership is that one of them is skinning you from the ankle up and the other, from the ear down." -Huey P. Long

Ive been sick and now the guy I work with is sick.
doing nothing all day ftw!

i wish 3 out of 4 of my co workers were sick. ex-co workers by tomorrow, that is.

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.

no, my friend. pretending to be sick = FTW

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Originally posted by RapidFire no, my friend. pretending to be sick = FTW

haha.. i did that so much in elementary & junior high. i developed a conscience because of it..

now any time i fake sick i feel really guilty about it.

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"The only difference I ever found between the Democratic leadership and the Republican leadership is that one of them is skinning you from the ankle up and the other, from the ear down." -Huey P. Long

oh conscience schmoncience.

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Originally posted by guster it is not a tumah!

lol i just saw conan, and darrell hammond was doing that arnold impression. Wtf is that from anyway ? SNL ?

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