On this sacred 4th of July I must enact the following rules...

You may not use the following phrases:

01: No one cares ***** (where asterisks represent random TA name)
02: Shut up ***** (where asterisks represent random TA name)

Mom and Joto jokes are still allowed though.

Have fun, Queer.

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Originally posted by Dirk W. People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.

Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.

shut up dave no one cares.

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"I played 12.30 til close at 3am at the club (Antro), following on from an Australian dj,
which seemed unusual in deepest Texas." - Judge Jules

**clenches fist in anger**

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quote:

Originally posted by Dirk W. People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.

Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.

lol dave, no offense but that was pretty gay, y dont u try being normal for today

ir de nuevo a ser joto mañana


im sure that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever

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since this is a 4th of july thread, lets discussed what happened yesterday (yesterday starting at midnight)

1. i was driven home from a club because my friends actually WOULDNT let me drive for once

2. i punched my windshield repeatedly which is being replaced right now

3. i went to my friends house and convinced them to launch bottle rockets out of their ass while i videotaped (i will try to post the video soon)

4. i mocked the wounded mercilessly until i was finally made to leave

5. i went to whataburger and had an altercation with the drink machine

6. i ate my whataburger and called 90% of my phone book until i passed out

what a fourth. then i woke up and spent the day wondering what happened and apologizing to the appropriate people. not as exciting as last year, but i tried. what did yall do?

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Helping girls make bad decisions since 1979

My updated list of heroes:

01: Mr. T
02: Clint Eastwood
03: Jack Palance
04: Dirk Westphal (New Addition!!!)
05: The Juiceman

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quote:

Originally posted by Dirk W. People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.

Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.

Fuck man great story!

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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.

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what did yall do? i was considering san antonio at one point

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Helping girls make bad decisions since 1979

It was my friend's birthday so got a room downtown in Austin for Monday night and went up there. Partied all night didn't get any sleep so I was mostly out of comission yesterday.

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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.

Latest Mix

erm early morn packer and i were playin halo and messing with the decks...went to sleep got up and went to wrk for 8 hours....went back to sleep.

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just to give u an idea of how much of a yank packer has become

he wished me a happy 4th of July...like it means something to australians.......

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oh shit almost forgot....


happy 4th of july nathan!

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