I had to rush my dad to the emergency room today when he said he was feeling a hard pressure on his heart and he was dizzy, sweating, panting, u know, the werks. I wait there and then the doctor comes out and tells me my dad suffered a mild heart attack and i saved his life and i should be given a medal of honor and be buried in arlington national cemetary in a gold casket with a gol tombstone that says "saved the day for 06/30/06". I don't get compliments like this ever so i'm glad my dad got a heart attack so i could get one.

so my dad is spending the night at the hospital and i hope he is ok. he is my everything next to my laptop.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.