i was rly thirsty

and like, the fridge was like millions of miles away


so i had my brother fetch me some water.


the end

o rly? like this one time i was too lazy to go pee ...i peed myself.

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+1

this one time i was stoned at a party and had the dries pretty bad, but as we were under the house i wouldve had to go upstairs to get a drink. so i drank bong water.

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this one time, I was too far away from my VHS to hit the play button to watch some porn & masterbate, so I just let my dog lick my nuts instead.

So this one time i farted.

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ur uber cool

quote:

Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN this one time i was stoned at a party and had the dries pretty bad, but as we were under the house i wouldve had to go upstairs to get a drink. so i drank bong water.

tttasty.

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i writed a song.

this one time at the band camp...

i had fettuchini for dinner last night.
the only drink nearby was a bottle of vodka so i drank that neat instead.
now i'm farting like a harley davidson.
smells like cheese.

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