my mom had a bird when i was a kid, found out the next morning the bird hung itself cuz i didn't put the sheet over the cage...

sucked...but admit that little thing made mad noise...

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I PUT TRADEMARKS AROUND YO MOTHAFUCKIN EYE
JUST ME N YOU

teach him some profanity. he won't be boring

yea. they shit on the walls.


and teach it to say anus

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yeah, it's getting pretty old. you might want to watch out for its head falling off

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.