OK COR I have got a really annoying neighbor above me! This nasty punta comes outside every night between 945 and 1015 and talks for about a hours real loud and she has this laugh like some kinda of farm animal. Im like I have to get up at 6am shut the hell up right. Well my girlfriend has yelled out the door and said shut the fuck up but she talks so loud she didnt hear it. So im going to take things to another lever if she wont shut up after i talk to them today. I was thinking a air horn or something. any ideas?

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White hood & torches

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Everyday should be a Saturday..

Gunshots???

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"Go back to bed america your government is in control
Here's American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it,
Watch these picturary retards bang their fuckin' skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom,
Here you go America you are free to do as we tell you
We want your soul
Your cash, your house, your phone, your cash, your house, your life" -Adam Freeland - We Want Your Soul

earplugs

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Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix White hood & torches

wont work they are white trash

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Originally posted by Sunsnail earplugs

umm no

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the most practical, drastic and effective way : dial 911

Go outside with a boombox and start increasing the volume
until she goes back in...Play Barry Manilow for the kill..

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Everyday should be a Saturday..

i know it's really annoying and my mom has been going through the same thing. her neighbor sits on the patio drinking wine and yacking and laughing like a hyena all night long and my mom has pounded on the walls and been real bitchy to her but it didn't really work out. it causes bad tension and they were leaving letters on each other's doors for like a week each defending their side. it was so stupid.


anyway, my point is that you will probably get a much better reaction if u just go over there with a cheap bottle of wine and talk to her...give her the wine, let her know ur not trying to start a war or anything, but explain that u have to be up early and that her phone habits (talking outside) are keeping you up at night. ask her to please keep it down and suggest that she talk on her couch in the livingroom with the windows shut. remind her that u guys share a wall (i'm assuming u live in an apt. building) and that she doesn't live on a farm.


if it continues after that, well then it's fuckin ON!

lol


good luck!!

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

silly string.

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> S u s h i p u n k . P h o t o g r a p h y <

toilet paper the opposing house

gunshot to the back of the head

buy several loud barking dogs

hire a bum to rape her ass

play electric guitar really loud

start spinning techno

chloroform?

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ start spinning techno

Really loud. That should do it.