It's 1:20 am on 31 July 2006, and I have the itchiest asshole I've ever had..

I can say this for a fact.. I do keep track of all of my itchy assholes, ya know.

What should I do?

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"The only difference I ever found between the Democratic leadership and the Republican leadership is that one of them is skinning you from the ankle up and the other, from the ear down." -Huey P. Long

Play an FPS instead.

Itchy trigger finger is better.

put it in teh p00per

Man who go to bed with itchy hiny, wake up with smelly fingas...

take a poop

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stick it in the p00per

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thesuperglo - Flaming Popsicle [June 2007 Promo](full-on/dark/goa)

Wipe better next time?

gold bond medicated crotch/bbq rub

I took a poop about 2 hours ago.. and Idoru.. I wiped till there was no colouration appearing on teh paper.

I think it's the butt-wipes my mom bought.. it's dry and coarse and overall provides an unpleasant wiping experience.

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"The only difference I ever found between the Democratic leadership and the Republican leadership is that one of them is skinning you from the ankle up and the other, from the ear down." -Huey P. Long

quote:

Originally posted by all-nite-freak gold bond medicated crotch/bbq rub

oooo! goldbond! forgot about that stuff.. man the cooling effect is so nice..

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"The only difference I ever found between the Democratic leadership and the Republican leadership is that one of them is skinning you from the ankle up and the other, from the ear down." -Huey P. Long

quote:

Originally posted by DOOMBOT Man who go to bed with itchy hiny, wake up with smelly fingas...

confucious say

quote:

Originally posted by superglo stick it in the p00per

ah relaxation