You know, the ones where you're driving along and you visualize running grandma down for 10 points.
I had one as I was lifegaurding the other day...an innocent swimmer was doing the back-stroke in one of the lanes and I vividly pictured doing a cannon ball; landing on her.
Perhaps lifegaurding is one of the most boring jobs in the world and caused me to have these images, either way I l'd ol'd.
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Jan-16-2007 15:20
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
Sometimes I'll be driving down the freeway pretty fast (like 80 or 90 mph), and I get the sudden urge to just spin my car totally out of control. Flip it over, run into the center divider and stuff...really weird
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Jan-16-2007 15:36
Rodrico
TA Desperado
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Toronto, Canada
I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!
Jan-16-2007 15:39
Masonious
Junior tranceaddict
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Seattle
quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
Sometimes I'll be driving down the freeway pretty fast (like 80 or 90 mph), and I get the sudden urge to just spin my car totally out of control. Flip it over, run into the center divider and stuff...really weird
That's a great fucking way to get out of designated driving! I'm using it next time it comes up, I'll get a really sombre look on my face and repeat what you wrote. Thanks man!!
Jan-16-2007 15:39
Omega_M
Nostalgia
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Ether
quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
Sometimes I'll be driving down the freeway pretty fast (like 80 or 90 mph), and I get the sudden urge to just spin my car totally out of control. Flip it over, run into the center divider and stuff...really weird
Crazy thoughts of killing yourself, eh ? You need therapy.
Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.
Jan-16-2007 15:39
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M
Crazy thoughts of killing yourself, eh ? You need therapy.
Well I don't think about intentionally doing it, I should have rephrased. I imagine it happening, but by accident. As in, what would it be like if my car flipped and hitted the wall
I know I said it was weird
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Jan-16-2007 15:42
EarnYourKeep
LIT
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: twentyonetwo
as much as it would hurt
i'd always imagine what it'd feel like if a pro-athlete substituted the ball for your head
example - golf club to your face while laying there with your chin on the tee or laying on the floor while Mia Hamm one times a soccer ball to your face (same with hockey puck)
yea i know
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Jan-16-2007 15:45
denys envy
no scratch, no snatch...
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA
i may yet do this.
but i imagine what it'd be like if i came to work, say, on E, or coke, or something of the sort. but i think E would be the best. just sit there and your coworkers would be like WTF when you ask them for a massage. I dunno, it's more of like a "i wonder what if..." thing.
most of the time i think about my eighth grade science teacher wearing a leather mask and taking it forcibly up the star chamber, stuff like that.
Jan-16-2007 15:46
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
but i imagine what it'd be like if i came to work, say, on E, or coke,
Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.
Jan-16-2007 15:52
denys envy
no scratch, no snatch...
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA
quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
Not that great
yeah i keep thinking i'd be all edgy cuz i wouldn't want them to know and get fired. so it'd probably ruin the roll.