Trevor & Simon??

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Hiphop is gay.

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JIMS!

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Originally posted by mellow_head Hiphop is gay.

you're gay.

haha, i turned the volume down adn etn is meshing with it perfectly!

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Originally posted by Temperate Hands up! shorty when you party with me We goin' way past quarter to three I said hands up!, I'm good in the VIP I got my ammo right here with me I said hands up!, you know when you party with crooks You gotta learn to respect the jokes You know I'ma put a sucka on me Right before I leave outta the car (We came to party) You gon' talk talking at me You gon' leave out the club wit a scar (We came to party) Two in the front and the back, got the plasma This ain't a free ride, you gotta have the gas ma I wouldn't buy a chick a pump that got asma And I'm busy so I'm movin' a bit faster You can't tell me yes if I won't ask ya, huh Rule number one, keep ya gun or get ya ass hit And that's it, lights off and ya body stiff Yea I cruise to respect 22's on the whip, new reug' on the hit Thousand dollar outfit, never stood never slip Follow rules or get whipped, nigga move or ya hit I don't care whose on the strip It ain't only the Ferrari, now we jewels got 'em sick Now it's two thousand six, I needa new bottom list It's aight they can talk, I'm amused by the bricks I'm the news out the bricks, nigga whose hot as this? My niggaz ice grill, but it ain't the same They don't see the faces, they just see the chains like UHH when ya get 'em, they don't know you with me They prolly think the bouncers at the front door fist me This regular shit, the errryday mentality They charged up, don't make me put in the battery

What the fuck does any of this mean? Is it so hard to rap using, oh I don't know...real words?

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Originally posted by dj_bas What the fuck does any of this mean? Is it so hard to rap using, oh I don't know...real words?

F'real!

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Originally posted by dj_bas What the fuck does any of this mean? Is it so hard to rap using, oh I don't know...real words?

c'mon bas, u know my niggaz aint goNna uze no proper english when it comez to da lyrikz, B E Z.

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Originally posted by Dj_Skez c'mon bas, u know my niggaz aint goNna uze no proper english when it comez to da lyrikz, B E Z.

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Originally posted by dj_bas

I guess you ain't feelin' me, it's all gravy.

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Originally posted by dj_bas What the fuck does any of this mean? Is it so hard to rap using, oh I don't know...real words?

Put your hands up
Put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up

Everybody, please put your hands up! Ma'am, when you come with me to have a good time,
We'll probably keep doing so 'til some odd hour--sometimes even past three
I'll repeat, please put your hands up!, I feel at home in the exclusive sections of nightclubs
I carry extra ammunition with me, just in case
Again--please put your hands up! When you go out at night with delinquents,
You should laugh at our jokes, even if they aren't funny.
I don't want to say it again--everyone please put your hands up! It's not always easy becoming famous
And even when you get there, it might not be all it's cracked up to be
Seriously--just put your hands up, everyone. It's part of the song.

You know I'll keep a gullible individual around
Right before I exit the vehicle (It's our objective to have a good time)
You're going to begin a discourse with me
You're going to leave the nightclub with some sort of scar (It's our objective to have a good time)
Cost has no bearing on what we drink
Before I leave, I'll make one last appearance at the bar (It's our objective to have a good time)
I'll pay for whichever drink you wish to order
I don't put on a false front--look at this cool tattoo I got done--it's a star, because that's what I am (It's our objective to have a good time)

I like not having to support moochers
I'm enjoying the high life, and I thought you should know that your girlfriend is not faithful--she performs oral sex on me
She cares a lot about me, but personally, I'm only in it for the sex
I keep telling her, "please, relax. I'm not takin you seriously, and I would really prefer that you don't get too wrapped up in this, so I can carry on as I was."
I'm a popular rap artist, part of the duties of which include utilizing this form of transportation:
Two plasma tv's in the front and one bigger one in the back
However, I'll only provide transportation for you if you contribute your share of the gas money
I wouldn't purchase shoes for a woman who has a respiratory condition
And due to my hectic work schedule, I prefer to waste as little time as possible
Feel free to offer to perform sexual acts, regardless of whether I broach the topic first, ok?
I have no father. I don't respect women, [hand over the plastic...(???)]
Many people would rather see me dead than alive
Above all else, always keep a licensed firearm handy in order to fend off those who will attempt to shoot you
Then once that's done, I'll turn off the lights and bring you to orgasm
Then you'll see me, since you used to go out at night with me

Everybody, please put your hands up! Ma'am, when you come with me to have a good time,
We'll probably keep doing so 'til some odd hour--sometimes even past three
I'll repeat, please put your hands up!, I feel at home in the exclusive sections of nightclubs
I carry extra ammunition with me, just in case
Again--please put your hands up! When you go out at night with delinquents,
You should laugh at our jokes, even if they aren't funny.
I don't want to say it again--everyone please put your hands up! It's not always easy becoming famous
And even when you get there, it might not be all it's cracked up to be
Seriously--just put your hands up, everyone. It's part of the song.

You know I'll keep a gullible individual around
Right before I exit the vehicle (It's our objective to have a good time)
You're going to begin a discourse with me
You're going to leave the nightclub with some sort of scar (It's our objective to have a good time)
Cost has no bearing on what we drink
Before I leave, I'll make one last appearance at the bar (It's our objective to have a good time)
I'll pay for whichever drink you wish to order
I don't put on a false front--look at this cool tattoo I got done--it's a star, because that's what I am (It's our objective to have a good time)

Yes
I drive around so others can admire the large wheels and other new equipment I've purchased as dealer add-ons to my vehicle
The clothes I'm wearing cost one thousand dollars. They've never been worn and fit perfectly
If you do not obey my instructions, I will hit you with the butt of my pistol. If black men do not clear a path for me, I will punch them.
It matters not who is actually out on Las Vegas Boulevard for the night
I have not only a Ferrari, but also a collection of expensive, rare stones
The year is 2006, so I feel as though I should meet some new women to just hang out with, but not for actual relationships
It's fine if they relate their stories to others in their neighborhood--I'm find their living establishments amusing
Many people from the neighborhood I grew up in know my rags-to-riches story. I doubt there's another whose is as dramatic as mine--do you know of anyone?
Many of those people are probably jealous of my large house and the pool I have installed.
I'm not very gentle in the bedroom, and prefer more aggressive sexual acts (with females, of course)
The men I hang around with have diamond-encrusted caps on their teeth, but they don't have the same effect as mine do
Others do not see those men as themselves, but, rather, only pay attention to those jewels, because
When you have them, it doesn't necessarily mean you will be able to use my name to gain entry to nightclubs
People probably think that the club security penetrates my orfices with their hands before allowing me entry
This is all part of the daily grind
These people are already on edge--I would prefer not to set them off, but if I do, it will become an ugly scene.


Everybody, please put your hands up! Ma'am, when you come with me to have a good time,
We'll probably keep doing so 'til some odd hour--sometimes even past three
I'll repeat, please put your hands up!, I feel at home in the exclusive sections of nightclubs
I carry extra ammunition with me, just in case
Again--please put your hands up! When you go out at night with delinquents,
You should laugh at our jokes, even if they aren't funny.
I don't want to say it again--everyone please put your hands up! It's not always easy becoming famous
And even when you get there, it might not be all it's cracked up to be
Seriously--just put your hands up, everyone. It's part of the song.

You know I'll keep a gullible individual around
Right before I exit the vehicle (It's our objective to have a good time)
You're going to begin a discourse with me
You're going to leave the nightclub with some sort of scar (It's our objective to have a good time)
Cost has no bearing on what we drink
Before I leave, I'll make one last appearance at the bar (It's our objective to have a good time)
I'll pay for whichever drink you wish to order
I don't put on a false front--look at this cool tattoo I got done--it's a star, because that's what I am (It's our objective to have a good time)

Put your hands up
Put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up

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Originally posted by Inconspicuous Put your hands up Put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up Put your hands up Put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up Everybody, please put your hands up! Ma'am, when you come with me to have a good time, We'll probably keep doing so 'til some odd hour--sometimes even past three I'll repeat, please put your hands up!, I feel at home in the exclusive sections of nightclubs I carry extra ammunition with me, just in case Again--please put your hands up! When you go out at night with delinquents, You should laugh at our jokes, even if they aren't funny. I don't want to say it again--everyone please put your hands up! It's not always easy becoming famous And even when you get there, it might not be all it's cracked up to be Seriously--just put your hands up, everyone. It's part of the song. You know I'll keep a gullible individual around Right before I exit the vehicle (It's our objective to have a good time) You're going to begin a discourse with me You're going to leave the nightclub with some sort of scar (It's our objective to have a good time) Cost has no bearing on what we drink Before I leave, I'll make one last appearance at the bar (It's our objective to have a good time) I'll pay for whichever drink you wish to order I don't put on a false front--look at this cool tattoo I got done--it's a star, because that's what I am (It's our objective to have a good time) I like not having to support moochers I'm enjoying the high life, and I thought you should know that your girlfriend is not faithful--she performs oral sex on me She cares a lot about me, but personally, I'm only in it for the sex I keep telling her, "please, relax. I'm not takin you seriously, and I would really prefer that you don't get too wrapped up in this, so I can carry on as I was." I'm a popular rap artist, part of the duties of which include utilizing this form of transportation: Two plasma tv's in the front and one bigger one in the back However, I'll only provide transportation for you if you contribute your share of the gas money I wouldn't purchase shoes for a woman who has a respiratory condition And due to my hectic work schedule, I prefer to waste as little time as possible Feel free to offer to perform sexual acts, regardless of whether I broach the topic first, ok? I have no father. I don't respect women, [hand over the plastic...(???)] Many people would rather see me dead than alive Above all else, always keep a licensed firearm handy in order to fend off those who will attempt to shoot you Then once that's done, I'll turn off the lights and bring you to orgasm Then you'll see me, since you used to go out at night with me Everybody, please put your hands up! Ma'am, when you come with me to have a good time, We'll probably keep doing so 'til some odd hour--sometimes even past three I'll repeat, please put your hands up!, I feel at home in the exclusive sections of nightclubs I carry extra ammunition with me, just in case Again--please put your hands up! When you go out at night with delinquents, You should laugh at our jokes, even if they aren't funny. I don't want to say it again--everyone please put your hands up! It's not always easy becoming famous And even when you get there, it might not be all it's cracked up to be Seriously--just put your hands up, everyone. It's part of the song. You know I'll keep a gullible individual around Right before I exit the vehicle (It's our objective to have a good time) You're going to begin a discourse with me You're going to leave the nightclub with some sort of scar (It's our objective to have a good time) Cost has no bearing on what we drink Before I leave, I'll make one last appearance at the bar (It's our objective to have a good time) I'll pay for whichever drink you wish to order I don't put on a false front--look at this cool tattoo I got done--it's a star, because that's what I am (It's our objective to have a good time) Yes I drive around so others can admire the large wheels and other new equipment I've purchased as dealer add-ons to my vehicle The clothes I'm wearing cost one thousand dollars. They've never been worn and fit perfectly If you do not obey my instructions, I will hit you with the butt of my pistol. If black men do not clear a path for me, I will punch them. It matters not who is actually out on Las Vegas Boulevard for the night I have not only a Ferrari, but also a collection of expensive, rare stones The year is 2006, so I feel as though I should meet some new women to just hang out with, but not for actual relationships It's fine if they relate their stories to others in their neighborhood--I'm find their living establishments amusing Many people from the neighborhood I grew up in know my rags-to-riches story. I doubt there's another whose is as dramatic as mine--do you know of anyone? Many of those people are probably jealous of my large house and the pool I have installed. I'm not very gentle in the bedroom, and prefer more aggressive sexual acts (with females, of course) The men I hang around with have diamond-encrusted caps on their teeth, but they don't have the same effect as mine do Others do not see those men as themselves, but, rather, only pay attention to those jewels, because When you have them, it doesn't necessarily mean you will be able to use my name to gain entry to nightclubs People probably think that the club security penetrates my orfices with their hands before allowing me entry This is all part of the daily grind These people are already on edge--I would prefer not to set them off, but if I do, it will become an ugly scene. Everybody, please put your hands up! Ma'am, when you come with me to have a good time, We'll probably keep doing so 'til some odd hour--sometimes even past three I'll repeat, please put your hands up!, I feel at home in the exclusive sections of nightclubs I carry extra ammunition with me, just in case Again--please put your hands up! When you go out at night with delinquents, You should laugh at our jokes, even if they aren't funny. I don't want to say it again--everyone please put your hands up! It's not always easy becoming famous And even when you get there, it might not be all it's cracked up to be Seriously--just put your hands up, everyone. It's part of the song. You know I'll keep a gullible individual around Right before I exit the vehicle (It's our objective to have a good time) You're going to begin a discourse with me You're going to leave the nightclub with some sort of scar (It's our objective to have a good time) Cost has no bearing on what we drink Before I leave, I'll make one last appearance at the bar (It's our objective to have a good time) I'll pay for whichever drink you wish to order I don't put on a false front--look at this cool tattoo I got done--it's a star, because that's what I am (It's our objective to have a good time) Put your hands up Put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up Put your hands up Put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up

funniest post I've read in a long time. Nice interpretation top notch.