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5 words after Sex
I was showing this around the other day, thought it was the funniest shit id seen in a while. I originally ripped it from my myspace off a friend who went around asking her friends - If you had 5 words you could say after sex, What are they?
The list so far (Hopefully some people in here will keep up the chuckles)
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Staf- GET THE FUCK OFF ME!!
Matt-sorry that was so weird!
RYAN - Just dont tell your daughter?
Chad- Where are my fucking cigarettes?
SOMER- Do you see my pants?
Rebecka - Can we do it again?
Derrick- That should be illegal huh?
Jim- Why are you still here?
Marcus~ Sorry i tried my best
Travis-Take out the trash bitch
Nate-ahh... yeah, that was great?
BOKOR - Should have worn a condom
Sandy-lets try a new position
Noe'--What Was Your Name Again??
Will - Dude, was that you sister?
Byron - She said she was 18!!!
Sara- So...umm...was that it?
Jason--I am Rick James, bitch!!
Jodi--is that all you got????
katie--wow lets do it again
Tom--- That was just pillow talk!!
Shauna- Did we just have sex
ADAM--I SHOULD WASH THE SHEETS..
Trinity--Lets forget that ever happened!!
Mistie-- Whens your wife getting home?
Barbie-- Let's just keep doing it!!!
Frankie--i knew i was ready
Jeremy--- im gonna need a sandwich
Amanda~Okay, get off me now~
Brenette - Damn why on my shirt?
Sydney- Damn, i need a beer!!
Ross--Skeet! Skeet!! Oh im sorry!
Paige- Wow, it'd been a while!
Tom -- get out of my house
Gary-- Are you on birth control?
Lindsay-- No birth control, I'm Catholic.
David -- Ok, there's the door, sugar.
The Eagle- WOW. Now outta the studio!
Hurricane...can you pass the remote?
Serena - Want To Do It Again?
Jon--Can you untie me now?
Bruno - "I lost the handcuff key"
Hamby- Back in the trunk bitch
Larry - Now, go feed my dog
Bree- Feed your own dog asshole.
Kevin--So, is your sister single?
joshp--ill get u a towel!!
Nate--Me Love You LONG Time!!!!
Jessica--Wanna go at it again??
Bubba--You Cant Handle Another Round!!!
Melody-You can't be done already?!?!?
Amanda ~ You ready for round two?!!
Re ~ I am so fucking hungry.
Bruce ~ Lock up when you leave.
Wendy~No thanks, keep the money.
Ryan--put the video camera away.
Alyssa--Can I Get Some More?!?!
Joshua~Do you have medical insurance?
Tahra- So whats your name again?
Dave- Make me some food please.
Mandy- I'm ready for round two!!!
Mike - Gotta go, GHB's wearing off!!!
Marlon-I was better off masterbating!
Emina - Okay u can go home now!!!!!
Jonnyboii - That was your ass, right?
Nikki-what is your name agian?
Nick-This time I fuck you.
Shane- Can I, on your face!!!!
nikki-your dad was way better!
Steven- you should get checked... lol ohhh
Samantha~~~Damn I'm a good faker 
Brandon-where did the condom go?
Paige - now what should we do?
Brandon - I want my money back!!!!!!!
TJ - wana go to Wendys now?
amanda- you ready to go again?
Rob- Now wheres my fucking sandwich?!
Frank- not bad, ive had better!
Lynn- I thought you'd never cum
corey-now how much I owe????
Johna- Get the fuck off me.
Dotti- did you wanna get untied?!
AAR )N -- Im just getting warmed up!!!
SEZ- Water! I need Water! Again?
Geoff - "You sister was much better!"
Karla - "I'm so blessed you're mine." (it doesn't have to be gross or demeaning does it?)
Dai - Sooo, that was fake tan?
Andrea - Now let's do that again!!!!! ;-)
John - You've lost the fucking keys?
Lisa .. What the hell is sex!!!
Henk.. Good sex is truly heaven!!!
Christine .. Finally, great sex! About time!!
Dean - Since when were you dead??
svetlana - kitchen table was way better
Jess - Next Time Wake Me Up!!'
Lenny - You just got lennified yo
Todd - Alright you can go now!
HAYLEY - I have been missing out!!!
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