we dont have cactai, but we have a festival that celebrates it.

we close the streets, get drunk until we vomit, and in some cases commit adultery (not on purpose though.). i'm right in the shark tank right now, twisted - and the tall cans are calling me from a far.

wish me luck, this may take the gong show cake.

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Originally posted by Floorwhore we dont have cactai, but we have a festival that celebrates it. we close the streets, get drunk until we vomit, and in some cases commit adultery (not on purpose though.). i'm right in the shark tank right now, twisted - and the tall cans are calling me from a far. wish me luck, this may take the gong show cake.

i don't really know what you said, but you go boy!!

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Originally posted by iLLnaDa

k.

just got punched out by a lesbian

kicked out of the pizza pizza for making a scene (they didnt have ANY pepperoni slices available - as if)

and just finished walking home for a solid 7km.

stupid night

i hate cactises. fuck cactai

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Originally posted by DigDeep just got punched out by a lesbian

all i did was say the girl had NICE HAIR!!! like, it was really nice - silky soft blonde shit, and her girlfriend thought i was hittin on her and she comes around and punched me in the ear. it actually rang. that bitch has something comin to her, i dont know what - but i think the karma chamelion is going to reak havoc on her lesbian soul.

fuckin drunk lesbians.

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Jeff: "hey if you're not doing anything tonight you should come get sloshed with me at the cactus festival"

Me: "I dunno dude, sounds pretty intense"

Jeff: "NO seriousely, it's a blast, it's so much fun!!"

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Originally posted by Floorwhore stupid night i hate cactises. fuck cactai

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i had to check if this was "for real"...and well....it is!

http://www.dundascactusfest.ca/

b

fuckin cactai.

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dundas blows. i can say that because i grew up in ancaster how long have you been there for?

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lmfao

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at least it's better than the pork, peanut, and pine festival....

http://www.toursurryva.com/pppfestival.html

check out how hurting this shit is.

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