why because they are funny

ever hear about that show in the 70's called thats increadible? This one time they had two indians on the show, one had a job and the other didnt drink 50.... THATS INCREADIBLE


two aliens fly over newfoundland and kidnap a neufie. he is sitting there in his cell singin away "i's the boy that built the boat and i's the boy who sails er', i's the boy who catches de fish and takes em home to liza...."

so the one alien says to the other alien, what would happen if we took a 1/4 of his brain out. the other one says "i dunno lets try it" so ZAP they take half the neuf's brain out.... still he is sitting there singing "i's the boy that built the boat and i's the boy who sails er', i's the boy who catches de fish and takes em home to liza...."

"well that didnt work" says the one alien, "lets take another quarter out". so ZAP they take another 1/4 brain out of the guy. still he is sitting there singin "i's the boy that built the boat and i's the boy who sails er', i's the boy who catches de fish and takes em home to liza...."

"well fuck it, lets just take the whole thing out" says the one alien, and ZAP no brain left..... then all of a sudden, the neuf breaks out into song again "Alouette, gentil alouette............"

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

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Originally posted by Demoted unable to locate teh funneh

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Originally posted by Protege

Both of these jokes would only make sense to Canadians.....

The first plays upon the stereotypes that Canadian Indians don't work and tend to drink a beer called Labatt 50

The second joke is based on the common belief amongst Canadians that citizens of the province of Newfoundland are stupid. The first song he's signing is a traditional Newfoundland folk song, the second is a song sung by French Candian school childred.... suggesting that Quebecers are even less intellegent then Nefoundlanders.

If you're Canadian both jokes can be mildly entertaining.

Col. Crisp.... you must remember your audiance!

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

Politically incorrect jokes are the best jokes.

i fell asleep while reading this thread, and woke up to post this reply.

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Well not to flame bait but you don't get much more retarded than Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Je te plumerai la tête
Je te plumerai la tête
Et la tête, et la tête
Alouette, Alouette
O-o-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai

Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Je te plumerai le nez
Je te plumerai le nez
Et le nez, et le nez
Alouette, Alouette
O-o-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai

Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Je te plumerai les yeux
Je te plumerai les yeux
Et les yeux, et les yeux
Alouette, Alouette
O-o-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai

Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Je te plumerai le cou
Je te plumerai le cou
Et le cou, et le cou
Alouette, Alouette
O-o-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai

Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Je te plumerai les ailes
Je te plumerai les ailes
Et les ailes, et les ailes
Alouette, Alouette
O-o-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai

Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Je te plumerai le dos
Je te plumerai le dos
Et le dos, et le dos
Alouette, Alouette
O-o-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai

Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Je te plumerai les pattes
Je te plumerai les pattes
Et les pattes, et les pattes
Alouette, Alouette
O-o-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai

Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Je te plumerai la queue
Je te plumerai la queue
Et la queue, et la queue
Alouette, Alouette
O-o-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai





Geez I HATED french kids songs when I was growing up they were so retarded!


Here's something barely smarter.


PIROUETTE, CACAHOUÈTE
Il était un petit homme, pirouette, cacahouète
Il était un petit homme
qui avait une drôle de maison (bis)

Sa maison est en carton, pirouette, cacahouète
Sa maison est en carton
ses escaliers sont en papier. (bis)

Le premier qui y montera, pirouette, cacahouète
Le premier qui y montera
se cassera le bout du nez. (bis)

Le facteur y est monté, pirouette, cacahouète
Le facteur qui y est monté
il s'est cassé le bout du nez. (bis)

On lui a raccommodé, pirouette, cacahouète
On lui a raccommodé
avec du joli fil doré. (bis)

Le fil doré a craqué, pirouette, cacahouète
Le fil doré a craqué
le bout du nez s'est envolé. (bis)

Un avion à réaction, pirouette, cacahouète
Un avion à réaction
a rattrapé le bout du nez. (bis)

Mon histoire est terminée, pirouette, cacahouète
Mon histoire est terminée
messieurs mesdames applaudissez. (bis)

hahaha...what?

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Originally posted by jdat Well not to flame bait but you don't get much more retarded than Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Je te plumerai la tête Je te plumerai la tête Et la tête, et la tête Alouette, Alouette O-o-o-o-oh Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Je te plumerai le nez Je te plumerai le nez Et le nez, et le nez Alouette, Alouette O-o-o-o-oh Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Je te plumerai les yeux Je te plumerai les yeux Et les yeux, et les yeux Alouette, Alouette O-o-o-o-oh Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Je te plumerai le cou Je te plumerai le cou Et le cou, et le cou Alouette, Alouette O-o-o-o-oh Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Je te plumerai les ailes Je te plumerai les ailes Et les ailes, et les ailes Alouette, Alouette O-o-o-o-oh Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Je te plumerai le dos Je te plumerai le dos Et le dos, et le dos Alouette, Alouette O-o-o-o-oh Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Je te plumerai les pattes Je te plumerai les pattes Et les pattes, et les pattes Alouette, Alouette O-o-o-o-oh Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Je te plumerai la queue Je te plumerai la queue Et la queue, et la queue Alouette, Alouette O-o-o-o-oh Alouette, gentille Alouette Alouette je te plumerai Geez I HATED french kids songs when I was growing up they were so retarded! Here's something barely smarter. PIROUETTE, CACAHOUÈTE Il était un petit homme, pirouette, cacahouète Il était un petit homme qui avait une drôle de maison (bis) Sa maison est en carton, pirouette, cacahouète Sa maison est en carton ses escaliers sont en papier. (bis) Le premier qui y montera, pirouette, cacahouète Le premier qui y montera se cassera le bout du nez. (bis) Le facteur y est monté, pirouette, cacahouète Le facteur qui y est monté il s'est cassé le bout du nez. (bis) On lui a raccommodé, pirouette, cacahouète On lui a raccommodé avec du joli fil doré. (bis) Le fil doré a craqué, pirouette, cacahouète Le fil doré a craqué le bout du nez s'est envolé. (bis) Un avion à réaction, pirouette, cacahouète Un avion à réaction a rattrapé le bout du nez. (bis) Mon histoire est terminée, pirouette, cacahouète Mon histoire est terminée messieurs mesdames applaudissez. (bis)

WTF Le BBQ?

my favorite were always the french canadian seperatist songs...


Gens du pays, cette a ton tour
de te laisser parler d'amour

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

Wow guys, it's French not Martian

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Originally posted by colonelcrisp my favorite were always the french canadian seperatist songs... Gens du pays, cette a ton tour de te laisser parler d'amour

Was it Gilles Vigneault that wrote that song? Regardless if he did or not my mother played me some of his stuff when I was growing up.

That was some top shelf quality tunage


and no I never realized these were separatist songs before you said so wow I had no clue!

The old classic ->

Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?

The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven

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