hahaha that guy is definitely not in my family tree.... i wish a video did exist when i took my waverunner out on a beautiful morning around 8am after finishing a bottle of vodka. broke two ribs that morning.
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Aug-29-2006 16:00
jonas
I'z hungry
Registered: Aug 2005
Location: I'm sooooo 972. TXTA #138
Re: Re: Ouch!!!!
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Originally posted by Dirk W.
hahaha that guy is definitely not in my family tree.... i wish a video did exist when i took my waverunner out on a beautiful morning around 8am after finishing a bottle of vodka. broke two ribs that morning.
HAHA! Ouch! Do I dare ask how you managed to do that? What did you hit?
Aug-29-2006 16:02
D Dubya
Deeper
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Over there
Re: Re: Re: Ouch!!!!
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Originally posted by djjonas
HAHA! Ouch! Do I dare ask how you managed to do that? What did you hit?
i was just riding around the lake and this huge boat passed by and was casting an awesome wake. well, i started jumping the wake and decided to get some good air. i backed off, got up to about 60-65 and hit the wake. i got a great jump out of it, but i didnt keep my balance (alcohol maybe?) and rolled it in midair. so, when i hit the water at 60mph i also had a waverunner land on top of me. smashed my chest and knocked me unconscious. when i came to i had to swim a couple hundred yards with one arm to the waverunner. i got it back to the house and passed out on the dock. loads of fun.
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Aug-29-2006 16:07
jonas
I'z hungry
Registered: Aug 2005
Location: I'm sooooo 972. TXTA #138
Re: Re: Re: Re: Ouch!!!!
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Originally posted by Dirk W.
i was just riding around the lake and this huge boat passed by and was casting an awesome wake. well, i started jumping the wake and decided to get some good air. i backed off, got up to about 60-65 and hit the wake. i got a great jump out of it, but i didnt keep my balance (alcohol maybe?) and rolled it in midair. so, when i hit the water at 60mph i also had a waverunner land on top of me. smashed my chest and knocked me unconscious. when i came to i had to swim a couple hundred yards with one arm to the waverunner. i got it back to the house and passed out on the dock. loads of fun.
Ahhhhhh, good times. That's awesome!
Aug-29-2006 16:09
Zeonfiend
Nath(.tx)an McWaters
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Austin, TX, USA: TX TA #115
Re: Ouch!!!!
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Originally posted by djjonas
This is pretty funny, even if it is someone from Dirk's family tree.
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Aug-29-2006 16:25
jonas
I'z hungry
Registered: Aug 2005
Location: I'm sooooo 972. TXTA #138
Re: Re: Ouch!!!!
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Originally posted by Zeonfiend
Whoa. Think that might've stung a bit.