so i was at work today adn its really windy out, well i had to go get ice from outside but the door wouldnt open, so finaly i pushed hard enough and it did.
well without thinking i lean down to get a bag of ice, and then WHAM
the door slammed shut and the handle nailed me in the ass, my ex was in the coffee shop laughin at me, but it hurt
the door pwnd me damn wind
Aug-31-2006 01:48
Ted Promo
NWO WOLFPACK INSANE
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Can this be my goal??!
That bag should have contained a shaking turkey that would tell the world the actual price of your cell phone bill.
Aug-31-2006 01:56
jonze
Unicorn Farts
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: where blue skies meet the sunrise
Re: pnwd by door
quote:
Originally posted by citric_acid
WHAM
slammed and nailed in the ass
quite the experience
Aug-31-2006 01:58
Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
It sounds like you weren't pwned just by the door but, by a combination of door + wind. That's nothing to be ashamed of.
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Aug-31-2006 02:00
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
Ugh. We need a "Nobody Cares" thread for the c0re.
Aug-31-2006 02:17
yujie__
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Somewhere over the Rainbow
...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.
Aug-31-2006 03:47
enferno
Penus Maximus
Registered: Jan 2004
Location: jesus land
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Ugh. We need a "Nobody Cares" thread for the c0re.
o rly?
Aug-31-2006 04:09
Ivand
look under my location
Registered: Aug 2005
Location:
Re: pnwd by door
quote:
Originally posted by citric_acid
so i was at work today adn its really windy out, well i had to go get ice from outside but the door wouldnt open, so finaly i pushed hard enough and it did.
well without thinking i lean down to get a bag of ice, and then WHAM
the door slammed shut and the handle nailed me in the ass, my ex was in the coffee shop laughin at me, but it hurt
